Ho-ly crap, y'all, check out that butt...
They are big butts, and we can't deny
Retentive they are, that's no lie
That we're fooled with his words scattered here, there, everywhere
Because he don't give a care
We get dumped, wiping an ass then flush
'Cause all we are, the shit, that's tough
Never mattered, just a dime
We've forked over to write our rhyme
Oh damn, I want some writing freedom
But I ain't got none
There should have been some warning
But what's the use, this shit has gotten so corny
Fuck it, jump up n' run
The only way we'll be gettin' some
Yeah, we're used...abused
Paying peeps have all been screwed
Never listenin'
Now more peeps are bitchin'
We're dead wrong
We all know it won't be too long
Before our asses get jumped
Profiles being bumped
And we find our rumps out on the net
(How much you wanna bet)
Hey poets (yo) poets (yo)
Tired of being fucked? (oh yeah)
Let's take a stand (mmhmm) make demands (mmhmm)
Yeah, bend over now
We're coming back!!
Author notes
h yeah, I am sure I will pay for this
Umm, done in sync with Baby Got Back, Sir Mix-a-lot LOL
Written September 29th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Anal Retentive by Unca Goat.
300 points, ended October 14, 2006, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Oh yeah, they got butts!
great one Storm! A well expressed rant that I believe everyone can agree with! And the rhythm does fit with the song so well! You should post a link to the song so that everyone can sing along to it!
Great contribution to the contest!
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LOL, sorry just letting off a little virtual steam. I feel better now...some.
Appreciate your comment.
Storm -
I'll tell you who's got back, StormGoddess gots back!!!!
I was rump shaking all the way through this and laughing
my ass off too..
lapoe.
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LOL, thanks for the comments Anne. I just, umm, went off the deep end yesterday, lol.
Storm -
Holy shit lady, remind me never to get on your vexed side dear
I bow too and applaud your impressive write, the sarcasm dripping from each syllable brilliant!!!
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Thanks Kari, just venting some crap, literally, lol.
Storm -
funny
omg sis this was wonderful to read lol I enjoyed every line 
Thanks so much for sharing and the best of luck to u in the contest 
Kari -
LOL, for some reason the song popped in my head (couldn't imagine why, lol) and I went and looked the lyrics up. I have 2 others on here that are re-written lyrics, With or Without You, written to U2's song, and Like The Rose, from Bette Midler's The Rose, But I couldn't help it.
Umm, the poetic devil made me do it? LOL Now you know why I said what I siad.
Thanks for the comments
Storm -
Yep fits perfectly, as long as I'm not doing the bending I'm in.
Really good write storm, I don't think I've seen you do outright lyrics before, but then you have been here longer than me. I think you were listening to the song cause you got the word synchronisation very nearly spot on.
Great stuff
Adrian
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