I'm not so sure I could list
Those who have anal retentiveness
For if I did, this would surely be
The longest post in history
But I felt I must say a few
Words from heart that I feel true
Bunny, bunny, oh no, my words are bleeped
But it's ok for these 15 year olds to peek
(which is like totally against everything I know)
The poems I write of sex galore
They fake their age and so much more
And if we are going to throw a fit
I'd suggest we remove poems on cutting shit
(afterall, it clearly states that in the policy)
Wait, I think I hear the poetic police
Rhyme, meter, please oh please
"That's not poetry", or so they say
Bend over kiss your ass? Not today
I will write just what I want
And give all the trophies they can flaunt
This stupid (power) trip is such a mess
The whole thing, giganticus bullicus crapicus
With that I think, we all should find
New ways to say screw your mind
If each picked another to mock and tease
Wow, how interactive this community could be.
Author notes
Ooops, sorry if this doesn't fit, 
Written September 28th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Anal Retentive by Unca Goat.
300 points, ended October 14, 2006, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Storm, a very well put piece on being politically incorrect. Now now, must not complain about all the little cutters and underage doing things that they are not supposed to do! Why that might get you ticketed for trolling, which is another no-no! Unless of course the troller is a snot nose whiner who is “trying” to make sure all the rules are being followed!
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LOL, thanks for the comments, much appreciated.
Storm -
I almost fell out of my chair!!! This is great! Best of luck
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LOL thanks, just letting out a little pissiness. Appreciate the comment.
Storm -
Yeah, well, damnit, I'm telling too. You'll see. I'll find... something, somehow. Damn, now what do I do
Thanks for the comments hun, apppreciate it.
Storm -
Yeah, I know, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity for this contest, just too damn good. Thanks for the comments love, really appreciate it.
Storm -
LMAO NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL POETRY!!!!! HILARIOUS! I loved the line: This stupid (power) trip is such a mess
The whole thing, giganticus bullicus crapicus
Good Luck in the contest!
BTW: SAY "HELL YES" TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH!
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I am going to COMPLAIN to Keven
I dont know why yet but I will find something to bitch about and if I bitch hard enough he WILL ban it.
I know he will, He banned trophy handout contests because a snotty nosed kid stomped his foot and demanded that.
well, well, I want...... pfft, dunno yet but it will happen, really!!!
so there!!
humpfft
great write mah dear
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I can see that you had much on your mind? lol This is great stuff, sweetheart. I am glad you said it and not me. lol Seriously, as Toni said, those that do need to read this won't. It's jsut a sad sorrowful part of this. Great job, hun.
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LOL, thank you Toni. I have seen your posts there, and you are right, they wouldn't get it if it were attached to a brick smacking them upside the head. Appreciate the comments
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I have to hand it to you, StormGoddess! That is one rigidly remarkable rant - and so very very to the point as regards current undercurrents in policy making and breaking. Unfortunately, the um.. targets here would never get the point to this poem. A self-proving sad state of affairs if I ever saw one. Well, my hat's off to you, ma'am. I wish you well and I wish you all the best of luck in this worthy contest. I'm not entirely sure you will need "luck", because I'd vote for this one any day, had I a vote, which I don't - but I don't have one on policy either. Nevermind me - good luck in the contest. This is just wonderful! Toni
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LOL, thanks Vickie, yeah just a little. Appreciate the comments.
Storm -
OMG Storm, what the--
This is hysterical. I love that giganticus bullicus crapicus bit, what an adorably proper way to say big bullshit, LOL. I see we got a few rantings going on, eh? Well you did good hon.
My love to you
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LOL, sorry, just with some things going on lately, you will probably find a few of these around fram various writers. That is if some, ummm, anal retentive person, don't get a bug up their even more anal retentive backsides.
Appreciate the comment hun
Storm -
A new Motto?
Hahahahahahahaha I had a really good time reading this one GREAT JOB
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