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Just what you've always wanted

JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS LONGED FOR, DREAMT OF, ACHED FOR AND WANTED!!!!!YES THE PRODUCT OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!THOUSANDS OF CONSUMERS CAN'T BE WRONG!!!!!!GET YOURS NOW BEFORE YOUR NEIGHBOURS DO!!!!!STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CELEBS!!!!!!!!HOW HAVE YOU LIVED SO FAR WITHOUT ONE!!!!!!!!!!FREE GIFT AVAILABLE TO THE FIRST TEN RESPONDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT AVAILABLE ON PRESCRIPTION !!!!!AVAILABLE ON INTEREST FREE CREDIT !!!!!!ONLY 99 PAYMENTS OF TWENTY POUNDS 99PENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!SIMPLY SEND FIRST PAYMENT TO ADDRESS BELOW AND BE THE PROUD OWNER OF THE MOST MIRACULOUS TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH THIS CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


supplied with two AA alkaline batteries


Author notes

SEND CHEQUES POSTAL ORDERS AND CASH TO:

Mr Ivor Bigone
PO Box 3
cleveland
england

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  • micha
    February 16, 2007

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    Oh, more!
    Yup, guess I needeth anotheroneofthese so do send A.S.A.P. and Thank You, Merci and Danke and howevr else in the world one says thanks, lolololololololol...
    You can make one smile within just through that amazing wit and more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lololololol

    tra la, another winner and for whomever buys also!
    Oh!
    TradiLah more Helmets and other Plink Items for me, ohhhhhh, indeed, simply smooochies and good luck and and and...

  • micha
    October 14, 2006
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    Oh my! I need this as well as the Helmet, too?
    okay dokey, howI LOVELOVELOVE your ingenious you-ousity, thus, I suppose as long as there is no Frozen Meatloaf on a Stick included and yes, what does one do with the batteries or is that just windy being naughily sweet?
    I'll Take Two and muchoMuchLuck intheContestical dear Ms.One and nootherlikeyouPlinkyPonkplonkdearielove!
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
    just
    mi


  • windhover3 gold member
    September 26, 2006
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    How is it that you are going to share yourself between thousands, and what exactly is it you do with the batteries?


  • plinkyponk
    September 26, 2006
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    THANKS SHUBS I MISSEDOUT THE LO!!!I WOULDNT CARE BUT I READ IT BACK AND I MISSED IT...thanks thansk thansk and thanks not to mention thanks xxxxx


  • shubs
    September 26, 2006
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    i dont want one please...two alkaline batteries..hmmmm! no this is not the sound of the technological breakthrough that you are talking about..or is it?...methinks methinks methinks...and I will have to recharge my batteries to decipher this hahahahhahaaa...Shubs

    Please check technogical..unless this is a compound from techno and geek -----heheheheheeee

  • plinkyponk
    September 25, 2006
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    you perhaps would have to read the two other entries to the competition.....if you can be bothered wouldnt blame you if you werent so inclined but thanks for trying


  • Wesley Storer
    September 25, 2006
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    Weird esoterica indeed. What does it mean? Anything?

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