The Worrette Machine mark 55087 processor extrodinaire

'roll up! roll up! for the incredible Worrette Machine mark 55087 ;a triumph of modern engineering; a miracle of thirtieth century science; a must for all worriers and stressed out people everywhere......

that's right modom step right up and step left leg up too ...dont be shy...oh i see you're not- who could be shy wearing that top...now take a firm hold of the trumpet at the side of the Worrette Machine mark 55087 and state your worries and troubles speaking loudly and clearly...let them all go into the machine....up to twenty worries per go...line up! line up !for the magnificent Worrette Machine mark 55087 ..... no, no- fear not modom- dont add to your worries modom ;the stupendous Worrette Machine mark 55087 always makes that rumbling noise as it digests your worries.....yes and it always wobbles that way....my my it is rumbling and wobbling a lot today though.... you do have lots of worries dont you....oh oh so you've finally finished have you modom...thank god for that....well stand back everyone its gonna blow... no only joking it always blows out thick black smoke on a particular hard case of worries such as this delightful modom... i must say modom you're looking a lot lighter and more relaxed across the shoulder pads .... at least ten years younger- only aged  70 instead of  80 -just my idea of a little joke there folks....ooooh stand by here it comes.....good god look at the size of that one it must be the biggest worry nugget this machine has ever plopped out in all of its existence....that'll be twenty pounds ninety nine pence please modom and well worth it to get all your worries reduced to the size of a zimbleplomp.... easy to maintain- polish once a week with a low abrasive cleaner- and easily transportable in your handbag..... just add water and drink to restore normal worry services. whats that modom you need another go on the worry machine cos you're worried about how to pay..... vimblezimble modom! damnbul modom!! tiddleybinks modom.!!..bats forceps modom!!! if you'll pardon my martian...you've got me worried now modom..... think i need another go on the incredible Worrette Machine mark 55087 myself now modom...okay lets both join the end of the queue'