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BE KIND AND COMMENT IF YOU CLICKED

AND IF YOU DON'T?


I was watching out the window, through

pouring sheets of rain.

Determined I must not miss seeing,

the moment that he came.

I had bustled about the house all day,

preparing for the night.

Now everything was set, just waiting

for him to come in sight.

I brushed a tear out of my eye, at a stray

memory of better times.

When we were younger and still dreaming

of a future that would shine.

The first time he hit me, I was shocked, and

a little piece of my soul died.
I couldn't ever seem to please him, no matter

what I did, how hard I tried.

My heart began to hammer, as I saw him

striding up the block.

He'd already gotten drenched in the short distance

from the bus stop.

I felt my fingers trembling on the curtain, knowing

how angry he would be.

I knew he'd find some crazy, convoluted way to

blame the rainy day on me.

I looked frantically around the place, looking for any

adjustments I needed to make.

When a cacophony arose from outside, of rending

metal and shrieking brakes.

I rushed to the window, looking out on my husband's
flattened, bloody remains.

I tried to contain my emotion, but the attack of

giggles wouldn't be contained.

Hit by the quintessential massive grill of a

semi-trailer pulling Mack Truck.

I truly could not contain my effervescent

bubbling mirth at my good luck.

I set the shotgun I'd been clenching back
up on it's hanging rack.

Taking extra shells out of my pockets,

I returned them to their stack.

I thought of the insurance policy I had saved for,

and clandestinely bought.

I had been so very concerned it wouldn't pay,

if, even accidentally, he was shot.

I laughed hysterically then, I mean I cackled,

I hooted, I wheezed and crowed.

At the accidental death clause, that meant

five million dollars to me was owed.

I'd decided he would die today, there were dozens of

witnesses to his grisly death by truck.

I was so delighted that I didn't have to do it myself,
I simply couldn't believe my luck.

I thought then, of the book I'd been thirstily gulping

as if it were water I was drinking.
Absolute proof that reality is ours for the sculpting*

"The Power of Positive Thinking."

Author notes

This is written portraying a character, not personal experience. Constructed in order to meet the contest requirement to start with a sad piece and shift it to humor, or vice versa. So I truly apreciate those who have responded sympathetically to it, that tells me it is well portrayed, but just want to alleviate any concerns....it's pure fiction.
Regards,
DK
Written September 21st, 2006

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  • libithina
    May 19, 2008

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    Sensational

    Great character constructed
    I love you r audio reads
    your voice is sensational Diana
    as is your poetry
    Lib x x


  • PerVirtuous
    March 24, 2007

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    Hammer Down! Give me a big ben on that one-niner! Rabbit ears! Mercy sakes alive! Looks like we got us a convoy! I likey. Three bunnies.


  • Heartofacircle
    October 8, 2006
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    such a well done piece, I could feel what you put here, thanks for sharing this piece and keep up the awesome poetry here!!!!!!!!


  • -Ink Artist-
    September 28, 2006
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    Congrats on winning silver for this piece!! It's much deserved!!

    ~Lori~


  • wakingdevil
    September 27, 2006
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    Yes.This was brilliant and made the transition extremely well.Great rhyming and a nice flow to it.The last part seemed to bring the poem together Thanks for entering and best of luck in the contest


  • -Ink Artist-
    September 22, 2006
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    This was totally hilarious!! At first I thought, what a sad read I'm embarking on, only to end up almost peeing my pants with laughter!! You took the sad to humor challenge and excelled!! This was too funny and the image it ended with is hysterical. By the way, your background is lovely too! Great write!!

    ~Lori~


  • maa gold member
    September 22, 2006
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    dearest rainbow-bridge-twin-sister diana,
    (yeah, that's my title from HER, so that goes both ways ),
    what an amazing lesson you have offered us here about the subject of "the power of thought" as well in the field of cause-effect theory of karma.
    there is more wisdom here in this poem than in many so-called "spiritual" poems, and since you chose to invent a tangible story, it will certainly reach more readers than if it would just be a "sermon" about the law of karma.
    you are an incredible teacher, dear one, and I honor your practical intelligence entwined with the high sensitivity of a mystic soul.
    besides that, like legend confirmed it already, you have more than met the requirements of this contest and I know already how much your poem will appeal to the board of judges and to our contest-host.
    I wish you the very best of luck, not because I love you as my sister, but because, objectively seen, you are one of the most talented and inspired poetesses here on ap.
    yes.

    maa


  • DK akaLunaticSerene gold member
    September 21, 2006
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    I would love to hear of an affirming story similar to this! A mighty thinker it would take I'd say to truly vanquish an enemy this way!!! Please share!
    xxoo
    DK


  • Legend silver member
    September 21, 2006
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    Yep I have to say this meets all that was required for the contest A wonderful piece with a great idea for a story line.There is little i could say in the negative context Except maybe the couple of places of near Rhyme, But even that did not spoil the read to much Well done Good luck in the contest


  • DrDoolittle
    September 21, 2006
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    successful

    SO funny yet sad. His abuse deserves your hate. The truck saved your life in many ways. (if it is true) if not. Great imagination, great story. Either way I loved it.


  • DK akaLunaticSerene gold member
    September 21, 2006
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    Did you read the whole thing? It was intended to morph from sad to funny for the contest's requirements. Not about me personally. But thank you!
    DK


  • suthrnbell84
    September 21, 2006
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    I'm sorry. I normally would not laugh at something like this, but this time I couldn't help it. That is just too coincidental! It's freakin' great.


  • Mysterical
    September 21, 2006
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    funny and expressing

    This is very sad and I hope your husband never really hit you and if he did feel free to talk to me. I know kind of what you're going through. My ex hit me once and it broke my heart. well I have got to go!
    Edited on Sep 21, 12:19 because ''.


  • TheFlawedOne
    September 21, 2006
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    At first I thought why is this under humor??!! But yes, it is good. I'm glad he got what was coming in the end...and her too. I had been abused by a man before and I think this would be great for him too. Great job on this, I actually flinched when the truck came into play!!!
    ~*PointLess*~

  • DK akaLunaticSerene gold member
    September 21, 2006
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    Totally Rolling!! Lol!! Sure Thing!
    DK


  • XxContinualSlinkyxX
    September 21, 2006
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    OMFG!!!! LIKE I SERIOUSLY LOVE THIS....YOU SO ROCK MY SOX LOL LIKE I READ IT AND THEN I SAW THE PICTURE AND STARTED LAUGHING LOL THEN I REALIZED THAT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN CRACKING UP WHILE U WERE WRITING THIS AND IF NOT WOW LOL SOMETHING IS WRONG BUT I LOVED THIS!!!! COMMENT ON MY STUFF? TTYL ♥'S *~WINDY~*


  • OceanicEyes
    September 21, 2006
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    Another gem. Grade: A+

    !!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm sorry, but here it comes...
    LOL LOL LOL
    Oh damn, this was tragic, campy, roaringly outrageous, and morbid, ESPECIALLY with that pic at the end!
    I loved this one DK!!
    Once again, you trump me with your gift of purging some of the most spectactularly subversive pieces of AWSOME onto paper...
    udabestindawest!!!

    muuuuuuuuuuuah!


    I laughed hysterically then, I mean I cackled,

    I hooted, I wheezed and crowed.

    At the accidental death clause, that meant

    five million dollars to me was owed.


    /me backs away slowly, trying not to make eye contact


  • poetryality silver member
    September 21, 2006
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    This is quintessential! I loved every moment of it! From the anxiety to the elation, and final relief. Not only does positive thinking work, so do words spoken in faith. Someday I must share with you a similar true story that happened in my life. Some on this site already know the account, and relate heavily to the power of the tongue.

    A BRILLIANT Story poem my dear! I wish you the very best in the third round of this challenge. Your rhymes are enchanting and the flow is like smooth black molasses. Good Luck!



    One Love ♥

    Renee

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