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Polka dotted, pink and pretty

Dare I wear them out in public,
bright and bold out in the day.
Will they show a line that’s wavy
and make me look like a bouquet?

Grandma said they were expensive,
the finest pair that she could find.
Polka dotted, pink and pretty,
enough to make a man go blind.

On my date tonight I’ll test them,
making sure I don’t get trapped.
If he touches my pink grannies,
I am sure, he will get slapped.

I like these granny panties,
a comfy feel and roomy too.
And I’m sure to tell my grandma,
the next pair, I'll take in blue.







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Written September 20th, 2006

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  • FifthDove
    October 3, 2006
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    Very funny


  • Chalina-Rivers
    October 3, 2006
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    cute

    I like your style here, and altho' I don't like pink ...I DO like your poem...good luck!!

  • FifthDove
    October 2, 2006
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    Thank you very much


  • simpleplan13
    October 1, 2006
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    lol.... very cute although I wouldnt wear granny panties on my dates... lol... i like the ending about picking blue ones next time


  • KillerRain
    September 26, 2006
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    This could beat my poem. KillerRain.


  • XxXNoxiousRoseXxX
    September 26, 2006
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    ROTFL Great poem.

  • FifthDove
    September 23, 2006
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    HAHAHAHA Love the comment


  • individuality gold member
    September 23, 2006
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    ah the good old big pants, you can't beat them i reckon. mine are so big i use them as a sleeping bag at night spill ink and twist me into the crazy shape of love...


  • Catnipstalker
    September 20, 2006
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    grannie panties are the best


  • Teddibly Abnormal
    September 20, 2006
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    hahahah this one is soo funny
    i know how it's like
    mom always buys embarrassing stuffs for me. and then like this i'd test them out. hahahhaha

    thanks for coming in.
    Edited on Sep 20, 9:47 p.m. because ''.


  • Melodies
    September 20, 2006
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    OH SO MUCH FUN! HAHAHA! Your delightful panty poem makes me so GLAD! The idea of wearing comfortable undies should catch on worldwide! Your humor is contageous!


  • FifthDove
    September 20, 2006
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    I am trilled you like this. I would clap back at you but it says I have no points or free applauds left I guess I better get to commenting so I can applaud others works.. Thanks mate...


  • R S Adams Jr silver member
    September 20, 2006
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    funny, well written

    Ha! This is a riot. Funny Grandma. You have written with good rhyme and a flowing rhythm, which is easily rolled off the tongue. Good stuff.

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