Uh oh, the legendary THONG.
The string is short, not too long.
It always rides up my crack,
And when I pull it out it gives my butt a smack.
GRANNY PANTIES, oh my, oh me,
Not a pretty sight to see.
They happen to be very large,
Not to mention cheap of charge.
GIRDLES are there to suck in your fat.
They make your butt look big and your stomach look flat.
Your waist and thighs are magically thinner,
So far girdles are the clear winner.
BOY SHORTS are one good choice.
Teens everywhere sing in rejoice.
They're soft and nice,
This you would see,
If you came to the mall and tried them on with me!
Last but not least, there is the amazing LACE.
The rush to buy them can be one fast pace.
I love them, this I swear,
Surely my favorite underwear!
Author notes
i like it if i do say so myself. comments are encouraged and appreciated!
Written September 19th, 2006
A contest entry
- ~*~ The Best of Your Best ~*~ ( Trophyless Poets Only ) by Desire.
300 points, ended November 8, 2006, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Thank You!!
--Shelbeh-- and Thank You for entering my Contest for Trophyless Poets
I Appreciate Your time and effort that You have put forth within this entry.
The contest is closed for Judging and so now as I have stated before I will be making a full comment on Your verse.
First and foremost will be to make sure the requirements for the contest have been met~I have already confirmed at time of entry there were no trophies on Your page.
Secondly, the verse is 15 lines or less...and I have sent reminders to all those (at time of entry) who may have missed that crucial part.
Thirdly, this verse has been placed in the Weird Category (which I stated at time of entry) and that You are showing me through Your words...
Taking me on the Journey with You
Lastly, I am ready to begin
Now upon this read I laughed real hard
for you covered almost every undergarment
and also the challenges faced when worn;
Lace appeared to have won in this department.
I'll be completing judging shortly
Thank You for sharing Your talent!
Many blessings to You
Best wishes too
and much love~ Desire~*~
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Thank You!!
and Thank You for submitting Your entry into my Contest --Shelbeh--
I have received Your verse today and did not see any trophies
on Your page~ So You meet the requirements...
I'll comment in full when this contest closes for judging
Just letting You know it has been received!
I am looking forward to feeling Your words
Thank You
Many blessings to You
Best wishes to You in the contest
and much love~ Desire~*~
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thanks :]
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funny
tee hee hee...I'd choose you as my second favorite at least -
hahaha
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Now i truly enjoyed reading this poem and i wish you the best of luck in this contest. I thought youe entry was very funny
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nice descriptions of all the different kinds.... very true descriptions too.. I like them a lot and agree with mose of them...lol
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ye. i'm glad you like it. cause i like it too!
i'm soo glad that it took you out of your writers block.. even just for this poem heh
thanks for coming in -
HAHAHA!
OMGOSH..I do love this funny and most darling poem! What's better for a big smile than UNDERWEAR POEMS! 
Good for you!
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