A citrus fruit with many uses,
from many groves around the world.
Tree’s of plenty for our usage,
but it’s the best when it is swirled.
Dare I squeeze upon its navel,
teasing juice to come about?
Or peel the flesh that is so tasty,
to make a drink that’s nice and stout.
Valencia the god of oranges,
mixed with vodka in a glass.
A screw driver, pleasing senses,
as it kicks me on my ass!!!
Author notes
Written September 17th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- I Love Oranges by individuality.
2000 points, ended September 19, 2006, 6 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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What a wonderful and funny poem. It made me laugh. Congrats on the Gold! I am so sorry about your grandaughter's and I will keep you all in my prayers. I am here if you ever need to just talk. You are so talented at writing humorous poems. I so enjoyed reading
You have just been Hood-Winked Try to enjoy your day we all love and support you!
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thank you
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Oh I must have bin drunk...you already won a trophy today
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LMAO.... ...please poor me one too
Good luck in this contest
XXJeannette
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Thanks
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LMFAO, oh i just adore this poem, thanks for the giggle
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I think i will have two or four also screwdrivers are the best. Good luck in the contest
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hehehe, i will have a dozen of those please
thank you for entering your piece and good luck to you - spill ink and twist me into the crazy shape of love...
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Thanks. I appreciate your comment
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lol very good very funny type of poem
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