It was on the flight from New Orleans
That there I saw my beauty queen
Nestled into her seat so fair
All I wanted was to watch her there
Ignored by her and the seat next door
During the entire flight to Lampoor
When I got the best school education
about the art of sexual stimulation
You all know that I flash to remind
Keeping in seats even the fattest behinds
What you don't know are the secrets I know
A silent voyeur to the seats just below
I have travelled all over the globe
You should see the things that often unfold
Like the short guy and the woman from Baton Rouge
What he did with her would make most scream "wahoo!"
So sit back in your seat and get ready
What I'm about to tell you might make you heady
And that woman beside you won't be staying long
When she sees you getting all hard and long.
Enough about her, now back to my queen
Her beauty was enough to make most men cream
Silvery blond with a body of gold
Made the pilot and staff good and hard for a blow
She sat there in your very own seat
but she almost torched the plane with her heat
The guy beside her touched and played
Oh yes, many times their hands did stray
By the time we were over Bermuda fair
He was on his knees with her hands in his hair
They had bought out the entire first class
So he could pound in her tight little ass
Oh yeah, this happened, just ask Ben over there
Almost put his lights out as they tossed back beer
My beauty queen was such a beautiful looker
There was no way to tell she could act like a hooker
Between them two... they made quite a mess
Cum on the seat and all over his chest
She teased him and tortured his senses divine
Then rode his cock 'til it was limp as a vine
He then teased the hell out of her,
Gagging her screams so nobody heard
Yeah they both made the mile high club
The only thing missing was a sexy hot tub!
Yeah, I know, I am only a sign
But man, let me tell you she had one nice behind!
That man played with his sweet little whore
Pounding and pounding inside her back door!
He had her begging with tears in her eyes
Slapping and spanking in time to her cries
Bringing out the very best in them both
I thought virginal Ginny over 2C would croak!
Then as the plane started to descend
They finished their play, cleaned up and got dressed
Straightened the area neat as a pin
Unlocked the doors and took their seats once again
The staff were amazed! They had heard nothing within
The only thing was the placed smelled like sin
Upon the landing the couple walked boldly on by
Expressing their pleasure as they said their good-byes
I haven't seen the gentleman since then
But my beauty queen comes back quite often
Each time she brings a different date
Oh, sweet mother of god, she's at the gate!
Sorry dude, you will have to leave
This seat is reserved for my beauty queen
Why are you not leaving you pain in the ass?
Don't you know she's bought out first class?
Oh damn what is this? She brought with her a friend
Your not leaving, so dude tell me what gives?
Here we go, off to Singapore
I am flashing in time for my wonderful whore
I will end my story right here and now
Catch me later I have to work now
I promise to tell you later, I do
Of tonight,my queen and her sexy friends too
Author notes
here you go hon.. hope he likes this one enough to share it with his friends. LOLOL.... personally this one was fun to write... hehehehehehe
Written September 16th, 2006
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A contest entry
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What did you think
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So who was actually telling the story the sign her seat or the bathroom or were they all in it together A spicy humorus well thought out write I enjoyed reading this. Thank you for entering my contest.
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the no smoking sign... lolol... although I am sure if you asked the entire first class section you would have one heck of a tale from all the different inanimate objects. The voyueurs!
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First I'd like to comment about the background. Perfect with the write.
Second: I'd like to tell you right from the start your poem starts with terrific 'meter', but in a few places I stumbled just a tad.... however I read smoothly enough through.
Third: You had me cracking up over the lines:
"When I got the best school education
about the art of sexual stimulation"
By the time I hit the 6th stanza I realized I was in the mind of a guy...I believe every 'straight' guy would enjoy this type of flight. I don't think they would necessarily have to be a 'whore' but could include the one you love. However, I understand this was a story about the 'club' whore.
Interesting write I must say... satisfying every man's delight! Thanks for entering the contest ~ Best of luck to you!
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There was a touch humour in this one along with the sexual element, which is a huge bonus
Despite the vulgarity, this was well thought out, so congrats and welcome
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Okiiiieee dokieeee ... some punctuation could be added in my opinion. This was fun, different, creative, hot and altogether captivating. I know you will do well in the challenge. I am picking you as one of my three choices. Just remember through out the challenge to check, check and then check punctuation, spelling and grammar diligently. Keep on ding things "out of the box" like this piece and you will go far.
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Thanks for both the thoughts and the advice!
I loved writing this piece especially since Ktulu was the one that challenged me to do so... lolol... it was for a group challenge and I had a blast. I am glad that you like it and I hope that somethign like this will happen in this challenge as well instead of a debate... :S lololol Hugs and thank you for the nomination!
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Dear Sylvyrwyng,
You've got the knack for lustful inviting erotica.
(peeks through his fingers)
I wonder which 747 that might have been?
(looks for Kleenex)
Tang -
Ooooh you, go girl! I really liked this! Naughty and very very well done!
You go, girl! 
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Kinky, funny and witty. The ryming is great, and the story is very captivating. Wonderful write. Tink
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ehehehehehhehe.... that was great!!!
I loved it,, welldone!!!!
it is amazing waht a seatbelt sign can get a gander at,,
good luck to you in the challenge..
Krystal
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thanks for the editting you two... it was really appreciated and they have been corrected. I am really glad that you all liked them and I hope that everyone does well in the contest. hugs and loves, Chryssa
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this was a very sexy write..there is a few typos you might want to correct...in the first stanza i believe you want to say then and not the...and in the 15th haven't seen the gentleman since then....but even with the typos this was hot! peace and harmony..desi
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This is definitly an interesting perspective to write an erotica from. Not one I have seen before, but definitly utilized and expressed well. I do want to point out stanza one line two there is an extra "the" in it. There is also a word missing stanza 16, I believe, line one "seen". Those were the only ones I noticed. A definitly fun and sexy work, but you know, I am partial to pounding and to behinds and when you put them together it is just too much for me. xD! <33
jamie -
This is so cute and very sexy........
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'This writing is simply marvelous! I enjoyed this piece immensely. I definitely wasn't expecting all of the stuff between the first line and the ending statement. All in all, very enjoyable.
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oooooooooh so naughty
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This is totally hilarious....and very creative too. Great job with this, you have met your challenge head on.
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Yowza!!!! So are you the fasten seat belt sign? I am in the mile high club, but I joined in a tight cramped bathroom! So crowded intercourse was inevitable!! LOL!Very Hot and humorous write! well done!!!
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Omg that was beyond fricking hillarious Mommy! You have such a naughty mouth and spirit. THANK GOD I AM YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!!!! lmao
I loved it and Ben and I laughed out loud as I read it to him. Great job, I think you did super well on your challenge! Love you Mommy.
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thanks sweety! When Ktulu gave me this one.. the only thing i could think of was what these signs have seen over the years... lmao... And yeah... good old charlie(our narrating sign) has seen a bunch... glad you liked it... hehehehe
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Sylvyr, what a hoot! Bawdy and jaunty, cheeky rhymes, locker room vocabulary, great fun. Award yourself a mile-high tickle from me!
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