Category: Wedding
Outside:
To my brother and his new wife, on your wedding day!
Inside:
I just wanted to wish you both well and offer you a gift before the honeymoon. Here's 20 bucks, get her some sex lessons!
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Written September 15th, 2006
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A contest entry
- Say It Like You Mean It Contest by galfalfa.
321 points, ended September 23, 2006, 44 entries
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OMG LOL, thanks for the comments. And good luck with judging this contest, it has been a trip.
Stotm -
Sex lessons? Is that something one can look up in the yellow pages next to piano lessons
LOL ..i think for some guys , i dont want to say most but i think as long as she can balance a beer can on her head whilst giving head she's in 
All these entries sure have me laughing this morning , this one is no exception,
thanks,
galfalfa
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Ummm, I'm hoping she does. Thanks sweetie, appreciate it.
Storm -
OMG
She is gonna laff her ass off with this. LMAO just like i am. LMAO cant type. 
ddayyyuummm! :0909
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You didn't here it from me!! it was the famous bird told me
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LOL, I'm sure I'll be sure to let my bro know. Thanks for the comments.
Storm -
Funny
well I am sure that there are some awesome sex teachers on AP that could help Good luck sis!
Kari -
oooooo, honeymoon over ...before it started! yikes! Good job!
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Ummmm, my brother told me, lol.
Thanks for the comments.
Storm -
Sex lessons? :How do you know she needs those? hmmm, curious
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