Christopher Reeve, Elvis, Jesus, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, John the Baptist, Pope John Pube the 23rd, Sam the Butcher, Scoobie Doo, Khan, Kirk, the 5th Beatle, Stephen Patrik Moressy, Claire Urwin, Audry Tattoo, Gandhi, the used car salesman in Kentucky (the one in the powder blue suit), Frazier Crane, Ali, Frazier, Truman Capote, Lucille Ball, J-Lo, Flonase, The Honorable Elijah Mohammed, Danny Zucco, Alister Crowley, Jabba the Hut, Moe Howard, Fred Couples, J. O'Barr, The Last of the Moccachinos, Redd Foxx, Stuart Little, Ralph Kramden, Barbie (haiku anyone?), Shooter McGavin, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Melkie Cabrera, Suzanne Sommers, Elvis (the good one), Reebok, 12,000 leagues under my nutsack, Ravinica, Guildpact, CT stone search, Irving Park Road where it intersects the blue line, the myth of sissy-puss, Jack the Stripper, the longest motherfucking yard, Alex Trebec, elephantitis of the blowhole, corn, radical prostatectomy, Sandra Bollock, and the one, the only, the true hero of our generation....plinkyponk.
What do all of these people, places, and things, and some very good band names have in common?
They are all my bitches.
Author notes
Snorkeling somewhere near the Everglades with my Capricorn self.
Written September 12th, 2006
A contest entry
- Tempus Fugit by Long Road Home.
2007 points, ended May 29, 2007, 53 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Before you answered your own poetic question, I was thinking they may all be dead people or things, but did Suzanne Sommers die? Maybe after Three's Company she kinda did. Frankly, I'm not sure on all of 'em cause reading through all of 'em was like reading LRH's rules for this contest.
Gosh, I'm really believing this is the longest-lived contest in AP history. Wasn't this baby border-background done away with the upgrades last year?
As it is, I think you may have a chance of winning this contest. At least LRH has read it!
Jo -
I want a prize for reading all those nameses...No, wait!
I don't need one as you've included the truly and more 'last true hero of our genration'...I AGREE, Ms. dePonk reallllly is, yup!
and she is one of your bitches? You got verrrrry lucky to get her and she's the Prize so forget the one I asked for, heh...
And no frozen meatloaf and no frozen penguins, hope Plinkyponkerella has all the Penguins she wants...Give some to her, please, if you have any as I don't have any!
Anyway, you should win just for including her, but if she entered and she did, wellllll...you'll need her to win the little goldenIconiconieeeTrophycon, would you not...I am biased, I admit...but then so be you, soooooo
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I was sure
the regurgitated remains of the pot-luck skunk loaf that 'Vaudeville' Jack and 'Colliseum' Sophie were serving two Tuesdays before Jack's unfortunate but self induced exit from the 3rd stage of life's 27 meter highdive championships somewhere in Mexico City... um... Mexico City's um... I forgot where I was going with this.
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I read this three times looking for your name. Where is it? ROFLMAO
What a freaking list!
Renee
Edited on Oct 10, 12:07 because '
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I ain't your bitch. Am I? Barbie. Xx
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insertion complete. i chose the tail end.
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will a cheque do
my name is spelt p l i n k y p o n k and you can insert me anywhere you like -
done. both the slapping and the additions to your flanks. let it never be said that I am anything but a gracious and benevolent master.
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I did
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LOL!!!
Yes Yes. I just googled it because I couldn't wait. Did you send that answer to me? I did't get it.
YES. Marvin. It was a nice tat.
Hi.
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Marvin!! the martain .. is Marvin!..
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I was a Bugs Addict. Of course I know that one. My second favorite is the one where Bugs is a Pianist and the mice take over.....
What was that martians name? Those were pretty far out there too. I saw a guy with a tattoo of him on his leg the other day and for the life of me (memory failing do to dope but zara said I should say motherhood or something like that) i couldnt remember...
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Lute should have posted this in 'Fuddeese'
Cwistopher Weeves, Wedd Fox, Walph Kwamden etc...
I agree with Wisa, Woot should go to the Evewglades.
What's up Doc?
Loot with his Bitches...(new weality show?)
anyway...
crazy stuff
much enjoyed
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Clo-eeeeeeeeeee.... Clooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
The ether episode is far and away the pinnacle of Warner Bros. work.
However, my all time favorite Fudd episode is the typical Bugs/Daffy showdown where each is trying to convince Elmer that it's rabbit season or duck season and they end up standing by a tree with a sign and keep peeling off (or putting up?) sign after sign each one alternating rabbit season duck season as Elmer hopelessly swings his double-barrel back and forth between them and the signs go through a variety of iterations including Goat Season, Skunk Season, Pigeon Season, Mongoose Season, and Duck Season. Then the last sign is Baseball Season and Fudd gets all loopy and skips of into the hills laughing.
Geez I'm not too much of a geek am I... -
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Of course I'm not going to the Everglades.
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Shooter McGavin -- from Happy Gilmore? I love that movie. Are you going to the Everglades? That is one of my favorite places on the East Coast. Take one of those airboat rides they are amazing you skim across the water and in some places it is only inches deep. And you get to wear those headphones and look impressive.
I hate meatloaf. I do like Paradise by the Dashboard light though because it reminds me of elementary school. And I remain a child despite my age. I got sick of Elmo on Sesame Street - you know he was all cute and adorable when he first arrived on the scene but man did that voice get old by the time the second kid. I do love Elmer Fudd though -- Poor guy, Bugs always got the best of him didn't he? But my favorite Bugs was the one when he sniffs the ether in that castle -- my brother wants a tattoo of the Hairy Monster. I can hear Bugs singing "yaaaaddeeee" as he did the monster's hair.
Okay probably about 20 or so points. Good luck. I have to do the Zone Diet for at least 4 weeks -- shed some of the "summer poundage" Just a hard boiled egg for me this morning...
Lisa -
I'll trade you BJ Thomas, Joe "The Refrigerator" Perry, and the Pips for Shooter McGavin.
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