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Telekenetic Coitus

this telekinetic coitus
is all I have to show
for treating you so special
and blowing all that dough
I thought you'd do me better
and cover me in sauce
instead I get red reiki
libido's at a loss
but, I will still endeavor
to get inside of you
and since I am so clever
no tellin' what I'll do
I'll squirt my energy body
all over your first chakra
then roll you halfway over
and put it up your backra
and if that fails to get me
near to the "promised land"
I guess I'll read your poems
and just take things in hand





Author notes

I officially am banned from my own ego for this! No, there is no hidden meaning, or rather, if there is it is also hidden from me. Don't even ask. Ha ha ha.
Written September 8th, 2006

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  • raggyann
    December 2, 2007

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    oh this was sooo naughty
    but written so well
    i think its a combination of the ten min poem and your wits
    either way it was great


  • Dalaney gold member
    September 14, 2006
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    Allen ~ yeah yeah, shur shur...blame it on the ten minute poem game Actually, I just finished your author page and choked on my Pepsi reading "Oh, Al!" (Kept hearing Peg's voice in the tv show, Married With Children) I don't care, this is typical you and I love it
    Mon Amour à Vous,
    Lane

  • Allan Emery gold member
    September 11, 2006
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    This was a poem where LunaticSerene gave me the title and ten minutes to write it. The title I gave her was "Imp, shrimp! Kiss the nether side of my magical vixen hips!" Ha ha ha. She said that to me, so I saved it. We play the 10 min poem game often, that's why I have so many bad ones! Ha ha ha.

  • Iohagh
    September 11, 2006
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    Darling

    Your write blithely guy
    blending braggadocio and lies
    and you're so sweet
    not a bit effete.

    Smoosh

    Janet

  • Allan Emery gold member
    September 10, 2006
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    Yes, it is the best I can do right now, but I am practicing my dreaming and hope to be able to do many other things, including DP (Why not?) very soon. Ha ha ha. You asked!
    Edited on Sep 10, 10:31 p.m. because ''.

  • Allan Emery gold member
    September 10, 2006
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    Well, Dusty, you don't know the half of it. I don't know the other half. Between us, we don't know any of it!

  • PoetsAngel
    September 10, 2006
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    ROTFLMAO PPPUUULLLEEEAAASSSEE, Al is this the best you can do at the moment?
  • dustookie2 silver member
    September 10, 2006
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    too bad he keeps his hands behind his back

    cyber sex and imagination can be fun but by the looks of this guess your hand's got a headache LMOA.


    Edited on Sep 10, 8:17 p.m. because ''.

  • Allan Emery gold member
    September 8, 2006
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    Well.. Thank you Head, I think. Ha ha ha. Miss Lunatic helped me with this. She keeps me in a state of perpetual embarrassment. Nice of you to tell me you are on your way home like you are coming home to me, ha ha ha. That will confuse the readers a bit. That fits.
    Edited on Sep 08, 11:01 p.m. because ''.

  • Amber Danielle
    September 8, 2006
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    Shakes head, I don't really know what to say about this other than that it was adorable, if not just a tad confusing. Then again alot of your writes seem to be organized chaos. I love it. Makes me think and read twice. Hugs and love. I'm on my way home.

  • DK akaLunaticSerene gold member
    September 8, 2006
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    MMMnnhhh ggFFmmm sorry mouths full....humming

  • Allan Emery gold member
    September 8, 2006
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    I don't have to, you just offered.

  • DK akaLunaticSerene gold member
    September 8, 2006
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    You are soooooooooooooooooo bad!!!! LOL!! chakra, bakra, what not gonna ask me to suck your cockra?
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