The Naked Truth

Nothing is as funny
as my day upon the beach
when the ball that I was throwing
went bouncing out of reach
      I raced to where it landed          Janice M Pickett
but oh my...Goodness me
you'll never guess what I saw
behind a hanging tree.

Well! what I saw behind the tree, ahem!
was a naked couple in the throes of love
oblivious of the eyes watching them                angelica
and of the fella taking pictures from above.
I giggled as I watched the fella lose his stance
and land smack bang in the middle of the pair
they shrieked out loud, gave him a pissed-off glance
rose and walked away as if they didn’t care.

As they strolled on past me, my eyes couldn't resist
Watching his manhood swing, like a German knockwurst 
The man with the camera, still giggled with awe           
As the love tryst couple, were headed for shore            Malabu
my eyes are now searching, for the ball I had lost                   
From this blanket 'I’m not moving,' at any cost
Embarrassed I’d be, if my weenie were sought
By the man with a camera, be laughter, I thought
Ill just wait here and lay, till he finds a new prey
Enjoying the sunshine, on a warm nude beach day.

But just then the camera was pointed my way,
And as my hands went fast to cover to my butt,
I heard the giggling goggling camera man say:              QuarryGirl
WOW! Look at that big bouncy gut!
And with him gapping gawking; I jumped up to run…
With the one hand in front and the other in back,
While chasing that damnable ball toward the sun…
All his shutter was snapping was hand, sand and tracks!!

As I raced toward the foaming brine
to try and hide my shame
With my jingle dingle dangling
someone called out my name
On turning round I there espied                                    Legend
the towns constabulary
With his night stick wildly waving
he came racing after me

I knew the thought going round his head
Was that I’d played a part
In the naughty raunchy ‘goings on’ –
I felt I must depart!
But then the truth just dawned on me,                          Magicvegan
I realised this copper
Was as naked as the rest of us,
And that night stick – what a whopper!
The camera-man was closing fast,
As the paparazzi will,
He thought he had tomorrow’s news –
It gave him quite a thrill...

Well, what happened next you’ll find hard to believe
but when I looked out of my window at dawn,
Joan's first couple was having it off on my lawn!!
I suspect that the woman was trying to conceive
for stark naked they were, going hammer and tong
and I now have a patch in my lawn bald of grass            Hugh Wyles
like a desert, rubbed bare by the sand in her arse!!
Now it isn’t for me to decree right from wrong
and I have to admit that I don’t know the man
but the woman, I swear, looked distinctly like JAN!!
Errr, I could be mistaken, coz she was unclothed
so we'll just have to wait till my snaps are exposed.

Well it seems this story started with a bouncing ball, 
that bounced upon a couple wearing nothing at all.
If you ever make love on a sandy nude beach,
make sure you keep a towel within easy reach.
For my mate went running flapping in the breeze,
ran into Jan ,said can you help me please.              sandygram
Well she took one look, gave a great big grin
said I would love to help, invited him right in
He asked her for the towel, well she laid it on the floor
well he got his towel and wow, so much more!!
The cameraman, into the window he would peek,
there was my mate, in the knees soooooo weak.
Well next morning for all the world to see,
Jan and my mate going at it oh so vigorously.
The moral of this story is an easy one to teach,
keep your balls from bouncing when on a nude beach!!!!!!