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Things I Know and Oprah Doesn't

Holding your sides with pain from laughing is the greatest feeling in the world.

The best way to spend time with your friends is to run around barefoot in the night waving sparklers.

You’ll never feel alone the night before major assignments are due. Just go on msn and read all the names.

Laughter is the best medicine, even when it’s in spite of yourself.

Sarcasm only gets old to those who don’t know how to use it.

Feeling the sun warm your indoor face is an amazing feeling. Having raindrops cool it again is even better.

No matter how stressful the workload gets it’s comforting to know that everyone is in the same boat. Again, look on msn at three in the morning if you don’t believe me.

Laughter is the ultimate universal language.

The only limit to what you’re capable of is how far your twisted mind will go.

There’s only one way to break through your shell and that’s to explode through it.

Arses are everywhere. The only comfort we can take from this is that there are at least five other people who agree with you.

It doesn’t matter how smart you are, there will always be a chair out there waiting to trip you up.

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All these revelations I've come by honestly.
Written September 7th, 2006

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  • You’ll never feel alone the night before major assignments are due. Just go on msn and read all the names.

    Laughter is the best medicine, even when it’s in spite of yourself.

    Sarcasm only gets old to those who don’t know how to use it.

    Feeling the sun warm your indoor face is an amazing feeling. Having raindrops cool it again is even better.

    So, so true. And I loved your title. Thanks for entering and best of luck .


  • UncleDunk gold member
    August 3

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    The sarcasm line is my favorite. I may be quoting you to my co-workers for days to come. Brilliant.

  • Good Work!

    Good Work, Love it. It's really enjoyable to read. Love the Title, because it does tell the truth.

    Does Dr. Phil, know this stuff? Definately no. Hes stupid. Oprah is 10x better than Dr. Phil. But you have a point on what she doesn't know.


  • daviscth silver member
    August 4, 2008
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    You did an awesome job with this!!! I really enjoyed reading it.


  • Nicada silver member
    July 26, 2008

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    This is a great inspirational poem and it really does a great job to remind us to always try to find the good in any situation. A very positive and enlightening write! I wish you the best in the contest. Blessings, Patty


  • lightswitches
    July 26, 2008

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    This was really good.
    What is Like is that this poem actually could have been a lot longer, for it seems that each statement had a story involved. In effect, it was how you delivered this that made it very effective.
    Thanks for the entry!

  • MadisonD
    January 25, 2007
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    Wonderful

    So true, so true. I feel like I should be toasting you for this one.
    -Madison


  • Xxxxxxxxx
    November 6, 2006
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    3 Thumbs Up !!!

    some good observations.
    love the last one,made me smile

    -cheers


  • Devious Love
    October 17, 2006
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    Haha! Not much of a poem, but a very happy and inspiring piece of writing You're a very intelligent person.


  • Empath
    September 10, 2006
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    I agree with everything! I like your poem it's really smart and straightforward.. i like the title too..
    Empath

  • glassangel
    September 10, 2006
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    ahhh, the truth to life. I agree with all of these...and they made me laugh. thank god for msn when the night gets too long eh? I'll talk to you later.


  • checkmate
    September 9, 2006
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    true...

    LOL, I had a good feeling after I read this! Mmm, it's funny but all these little things do make a huge difference, don't they? I loved the read, it was cute and funny at the same time!


  • TheMechanicalAngel
    September 7, 2006
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    wow. i love this poem, it is amazing and awesome and i love it love it love it. i know im gushing, but i realized this things over time, just small things, but they really are true and they really are amazing. i like this a lot. i also adore the title. hope to see more from you soon.

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