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The Nooka Monster

Hop away, flop away,
Jump away, scurry away,
Move away, groove away,
Run away, hurry away,

Tiny animals shake in fear
When the Nooka Monster's near!
Big and hairy and big and scary
When he's close, you best be wary!

He big and purple
With blue spots too
See him coming?
He's coming for you!

Horns of green
And eyes of bright red
He's awful and mean
Too close and you're dead!

There's only one way
To defeat the great Nooka
You must blast him
With a big pink bazooka!

So muster up your courage
And close your eyes real tight
Reach into your pocket
You'll be in for quite a sight!

Almost if by magic,
In your pocket you have found,
A giant pink bazooka
You'll put that Nooka on the ground!

Oh no, look quick!
He's the Nooka now,
Pull out your bazooka,
and...

The end.

Author notes

This is just a weird little piece I wanted to write for my cousin.  

Tell me if the background hurts your eyes.
Written September 6th, 2006

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  • x-0-5hr0ud3d-0-x
    March 11, 2007

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    Overall

    No, the background doesn't hurt my eyes. Funny poem though, it reminds me of my friend Justin because he's all about pink. Keep writing!


  • XbeautifulyXbrokenX
    January 13, 2007

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    great job

    i thought it was funny!!! you created a great image for me to picture in my head!!! you really do have a great talen!! i loved the poem!!


  • --Shelbeh--
    September 16, 2006
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    i love it. it would surely entertain me if i was younger, because it entertains me now. good job, ron!


  • Kristen Corpse
    September 8, 2006
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    Bright....with blue writing...wtf xD Nice poem though.


    Kristen