Playing with Balls (An Excercise in Absurdity)

Children like to play with balls
And they're unafraid to take falls
Which shows their courage in going to malls
which risks child abduction
in the same way that malls have suction
and bring in anyone that believes evolution
because it takes faith in that convolution.

Balls are what give us our moxie
to go after girls that are foxy
at bars and clubs and the like
and they let us meet a random guy named mike.

there is a thing about balls
that no one will admit.
that girls have them too,
as surly as they have tits.
everyone likes to think
that they are the most courageous
but as soon as they blink
someone comes by to phase us.
they surpass us in
their balls magnitude
which is shown in their fortitude
and cruising forward when others would pull back
and recognizing  their strength even though true examples lack.

Balls is not a sexual metaphor.
It is a statement of attitude,
which I am finding a bore.
My companions find it lewd,
almost as much as a nude

So I shall now move on
for as you can see by now
I'm a better critique than writer
and more of a swine than a sow