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Shit! I'm SUCH a girl!


I'm not going to apologize! I am a girl! Got that?

G-I-R-L! Don't you go thinking that it is an insult!

I'll gather you up by the short hairs and tell you what's what!

Girl is what everyone is seeking! All life comes from us!

The guys that don't want to be with us want to BE us!

That's the power of fucking girls! That's right we got POWER!

So, take your manliness mythology and go play with yourselves.

You need it, we got it! We are what you need! I'll say it again!

Shit...I'm SUCH a girl!







Author notes

The views above are not necessarily reflective of the poet PerVirtuous or anyone involved in this production. DK made me write this at gunpoint!
Written September 3rd, 2006

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  • raggyann
    December 2, 2007
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    ha ha ha ha this was crazy
    great humor


  • PerVirtuous gold member
    September 6, 2006
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    I was given this title and 10 minutes to write the poem. It is a fun game Honey Bear started. DK akaLunaticSerene gave me this title. She was actually making a comment, but I took it as a title and went with it. I think it is quite funny, and somewhat meaningful.

  • myrataal silver member
    September 6, 2006
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    Such is the need of want.



    Myra

  • Goddess of illusion
    September 5, 2006
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    Standing Ovation...

    Interessting write.....
    'Shit...I'm SUCH a girl!'

    Keep it up


  • Amber Danielle
    September 5, 2006
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    I'm laughing so hard I can barely type or stay in my chair. This was super awesome. Great job honey. I can't wait to see the other three. Love and Hugs,
    Head

  • DK akaLunaticSerene gold member
    September 3, 2006
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    Oh this is just toooooo funny! Lol that was me admitting to your "copy-cat" gotcha, and you got your own self back for me!!!! I love being a split-tail!!! OHHH THEE POWERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

  • Greggs Girl
    September 3, 2006
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    This is very true but I do not really think that this poem is at all poetic but that is just my opinion on this nonpoem.
    2dles
    Megan
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