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It's The Real Thing







Fill up the syringe and give it a squirt!

It tingles

....it fizzes


       "Tickling your orifices"

Scouring

fiercely foaming


carbonated

...effervescent

Swirl it, shake it ... make it prickle

Feel the burn
..tip your head sideways and drain

A fly
two moths
and a cricket later

Your ears are clean!



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just for the fun of it
Written September 2nd, 2006

A contest entry

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  • DrunkenRam
    March 8, 2008

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    Ha Ha Ha! what the Hell is this? Your mind is wandering around in sillyville, this is hillarious.
    I think I know those two guys, The movie "Deliverance" was based on their life experience.


    • galfalfa gold member
      March 8, 2008
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      LOL, you know, i cant look at that photo without laughing
      Dang it brother Jethro, if you dont stop your catterwauling i'll tell pa - oh dat's right, you is my pa

      Hey thanks for the comment, loved it!


      galfalfa


  • Ellis gold member
    December 20, 2007

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    You are not a nice person
    Don't know why we're conversing
    I don't like you
    What I will do
    At the lake I'll give you an immersing


    • galfalfa gold member
      December 20, 2007
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      LOL..i dont like you either..so we have that in common

      thanks i think...

      gal


  • penman gold member
    September 20, 2007
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    Wonderful

    Oh my this was so great. And what a picture. Really well done.


    • galfalfa gold member
      September 20, 2007
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      Thanks for checking this out and for the applause, appreciate it!

      galfalfa


  • Blut Rot
    November 1, 2006
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    You should read this!

    I think the picture adds a sort of truthfulness to your writing. Well Done.


  • AALouisiana
    October 19, 2006
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    quite humorous....:D

    Well..I thought I had read and commented onthis one but I guess not...Hey who are those guys??? Dumb and Dumber??? lmao...I must say this one is quite creative and extremely funny. Maybe Cocacola would like to use it for their next commercial...for a nice fat fee of course.

    Thanks for making me


  • cybercomic
    October 12, 2006
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    I'd like to teach the world to sing......... in perfect harmony............ oooops hold on I can't hear I have this fizzy crap in my ear........


  • majix
    September 29, 2006
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    Tasty

    Ah yet another use for the fabulous brown liquid (hmmm I seem to remember something about cows and coca cola). Yes, cleans not only ears, but car chrome and if one is to trust Granny, makes a viable, if not all too sticky, post coital douche. If you can't curb the little rugrats by giving them a heaping glassful, curb the bastards at the gate by whisking them out with a little fizz... I love your imagination.


  • Kooler-Den-Ice
    September 20, 2006
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    lol u a trip i get it hahaha

  • pumpkindoodle
    September 18, 2006
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    Awesome

    WOW!!!!!! I love your poetry. It is so different and humorous.Sometimes it is a lot of fun to be able to "see" things froma different perspective.


  • September 16, 2006
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    You are very clever with your words and your pictures.I really enjoyed and smiled reading this poem you deserve the prize in this contest.

  • nothingintheend
    September 15, 2006
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    A good laugh when needed is always relieving; and many of the poems that I've observed aren't as humorous... or "silly" as yours. Good job.


  • mzblondemoments
    September 10, 2006
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    Roflmao this is too funny. But I'm not so sure about using Coca Cola for ear cleaning especially if you turn out looking like those two guys(or did they already look that way due to the crickets moths and fly living inside their heads)Fantastic write and fantastic pictures. Great laughs!

    ~carol


  • mutilatedspirit
    September 9, 2006
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    That is just so wrong, yet so right at the same time. I love it so much! I wish you luck in the contest. Who would have thought Coca Cola would be written about? Then again, you may write about whatever you please.

  • galfalfa gold member
    September 5, 2006
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    You cwasy nut you - i've missed you too Hey dont mention that friggin Wilhelmina ..she's pissed off at the moment . Heidi and Peter left for a vacation to a warmer clime ...now she only has the goat for company - they keep butting heads
    thanks for checking this out - loved your comment

    gal


  • Silky Origami
    September 5, 2006
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    That was just plain wrong!! lmao!! haaa I mean so so wrong!!!!

    gives me the willies haa reminds me of Wilhemna lol
    up a alley in a tree poor poor Wilhemena looks for me, She looked up high, but not a sign, Hers ears were superdooper Inclined She waited and watched without a sound poor poor Wilhemena got stuck on a vine
    So she waddled back and fro, and where poor poor Wilhemena landed nobody knows THE END::::::
    Whoot whoot what a lovely retarded story eh? ello to you beautiful!! gal!! I miss ya
    This was like crazy!! I followed it though, yeppers I got it all the way to the DUMBO EARS
    ya!!! happy golden trails of ear waxin!!

    Pj's


  • zt
    September 5, 2006
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    Just be warned that if you do this, you are likely to attract yellow jackets to your ears. They just love sugary beverages. I'm not so sure that Coke is any better for your outside than it is for your inside.

  • J e n n a
    September 4, 2006
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    I Loved it!!!It's soo unique. I've never read anything quite like it! It was very well written and I love the pictures! It really seems to me that you enjoyed writing this. But I have 1 question. How on earth did you come up with this idea? Well I've got to go. Keep up the marvelous writing and good luck in the contest!


  • Neptunian Scorpion
    September 4, 2006
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    Interestingly Good

    Very, very interesting indeed. I like the little spin on this product that we all know so well. The pictures add a lot of power to your words. Well written, and good uck in the contest.

    Dimitri


  • forever dreaming
    September 4, 2006
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    A little bit of humour that has brightened my day. Cheers


  • galfalfa gold member
    September 3, 2006
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    thanks for checking this out and for the applause - appreciate it

    galfalfa


  • Dragon Tamer
    September 3, 2006
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    This is hysterical Gal! The picture of Zeb & Zeke is too much
    I wish you the best of luck in the contest.
    Don


  • Yazhi
    September 3, 2006
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    Your pic is perfect and your ad is outstanding!!! Great write and really enjoyed the laughs!! Good luck to you!
    Yazhi

  • oneluckygirl
    September 2, 2006
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    You and your work are a pure delight.

    What's next, alka seltzer douches?

  • galfalfa gold member
    September 2, 2006
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    LOL Michelle...i kinda have a feeling they use their own fingers to pick their nose Zeb and Zeke are available for in home demonstrations
    thanks for checking this out Loved your comment,

    gal


  • drybones
    September 2, 2006
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    good

    Hmmmmm....Different, interesting, entertaining, and all together insane. Life would be very dull without humor. I like it!


  • SarahD
    September 2, 2006
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    Just the ears I hope!
    he he he he, this was a funny write!! I enjoyed reading it! Good luck in the contest!!
    Blissful Princess


  • RavenChild
    September 2, 2006
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    Lol this is hilarious I love the comical spin you used here. This is a unique write. Don't stop writing uniqueness in poetry is not seen often enough.


  • heartnsoul
    September 2, 2006
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    Does the syringes come with different sized tips? uhm..cause from the looks of those ears, its got a looooooooog way to go!! ROTHFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
    If I buy two of these does that handy dandy nose picker come with it. I mean, that would make the perfect set. Oh geeze, I can't stop laughing!! Seriously, you ought to entertain the idea of working in the advertising field!
    This one is just tooo much! A standing ovation here!!
    ~Michelle~


  • azwiggz
    September 2, 2006
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    uhh... this was interesting... very unique... style you have here. even though its not really much of a style. i guess as you say... it was just for the fun of it... hmm. kinda silly kinda stupid kinda pointless. good though.

  • quite emo actually
    September 2, 2006
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    wowwwww... i'm speechless. this is so funny. the picture of those guys makes it even better. ha haha, this is great!


  • Soulful Woman silver member
    September 2, 2006
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    This was such a joy to read...Hey either one of those guys available tonight?? lol Great work.
    Soulful Woman


  • YerTweetyness
    September 2, 2006
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    Oh my goodness!!! Too funny!!


  • earthstar
    September 2, 2006
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    highly creative

    very good sense of humor i like the pictures they give the words a clearer meaning very creative with a flair of humor. I would of never thought of how you put it together very well done. The comment are good. The flow it 10 over 10 content is a 10 take care have a wondeful day


  • lyrical-rebel
    September 2, 2006
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    hehehheheh! nice...! cant wait to see the other things being advertised here..
    good job..!


  • wtchr
    September 2, 2006
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    Great entry with great humor. I think you've really nailed the spirit of the contest and managed to add a whimsical, lighthearted touch as well. I like the lay out, it gives it the 'barker' effect. Very nicely done.


  • -ButterflyCuts-
    September 2, 2006
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    LOL! This is insane.. I'd definitly buy these products if this was the advert.. now go apply to an advertising agency!!

    jess


  • MaaiL
    September 2, 2006
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    NICE!! =]

    ROFL! Hehehe!! I love this write! You've added the seriousness in a humorous write! Well done! Best of Luck in the contest! May GOD bless you all the time with alot of Love

    **$h@/\/\z**


  • Dalaney gold member
    September 2, 2006
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    I don't know what is funnier...the poem, or the photo. Dear GOD, look at those ears!! You truly did a creative and fantastic job on this, and I can't imagine you not winning...
    Love,
    Lane


  • rufina caraid gold member
    September 2, 2006
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    ROFL were these blokes good lookin' before they did this?
    and did the syringing job actually leave something between the ears? lol lol they don't look very happy do they? lol
    thanks for joining in with the fun gal
    Vonnie

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