A Fairy Tale of Misconceptions

A Fairy Tale of Misconceptions

Scene 1: Cinderfella is in the bathroom checking her hair

(Three “girls” walk on stage and enter bathroom where they see Cinderfella primping in the mirror)

Cinderfella: Hey girls, do I look ok for the big interview this afternoon? I can’t decide which shade of maybeline lip bomb I should where.

Drusilla: Which ones water proof?

Anastasia: Drusilla, you are such a ditz, who cares if its waterproof, the real question is, is it flammable?

Cinderfella: Yeah…um, I need to go shopping and pick out my outfit for the most important interview of my life; I need something that screams feminine, something that reveals a true cosmos girl at heart.

Dru and Ana: Ok bye and good luck!

(Both girls walk off stage)

Step mother: Cinderella! Where’s my breakfast?

Cinderfella: Coming your majesty

(Cinderfella walks off stage)



Scene 2: The geeky prince is at Princeton College in his dorm pitying his geeky life




Prince: I will never get a date, oh, the pain, why is it that I am the only guy who breaks out in hives when I get within a mile from a female?
The dance is coming up; I bet that was another plan the dean had to embarrass my UN cool misunderstood self! He just doesn’t give up, and the chances of me ever stepping foot on a ballroom floor is 1 in 1 million. I just don’t get these women these days, they ask the hot yummy guys out and what, I get left in the dirt, maybe I should just go eat worms. Never the less I still have time to change back to what I might have been before I considered becoming smart, I will higher a fairy god mother and she will make me a hot sexy piece of meat to the women, why, they wont know what to do with themselves, I just need to find me one, well its off to the showers, that’s my best thinking spot!

Scene 3: Cinderfella just got back from the interview and is drunk from celebrating with friends

Cinderfella: I just knew I would get excepted to heart ford, it was just a matter of time, I wonder what changed his mind, the lap dance, or the fact that I said like only 5 times! Well whatever it was I’m sure glad I don’t have to look after that son of a…

Anastasia: Cinderfella, don’t swear about mother, I mean we all know she’s a real big D but…

Drusilla: Are we talking about mother’s bra size or her temper?

Cinderella: Hahaha your so funny Drusilla, tickle fight

(The three “girls” run off stage giggling and screaming)

(The prince enters, spinning in circles and twirling in elegance on stage)

Prince: I am the luckiest man alive, I am a dove soaring through the sky, passing all the foxy mommas and watching them become in aw with me, I found me a fairy god mother

(Backstage, 3 girls go, dun dun dun dun!)
(Prince runs off stage jumping in the air)


Scene 4: the prince is being transformed by the fairy god mother

Fairy god mother: bipide boo, put em together and what do you have bipide boppide, oh this damn song, lets just start on the basics, and let’s change your appearance to a Michael Jackson do over!

Prince:  Ok lady I don’t want to look gay!

Fairy god mother: Oh hush, you will look like a bumble bee, not just any bumble bee, the queen bee! Or in your case, the king bee!

Prince: ok show me the magic

(Fairy god mother waves her wand and claps her hands for her ditzy blonde assistances to help transform a geek to sleek)

Fairy god mother: You have been transformed from geek, to sleek! WA lah, oh and be back by midnight.

Prince: thanks you fairly god mother, I am off to get me some women!

Scene 5: Prince arrives at the dance and sees a beautiful women standing over with her friends, he makes a move and asks her to dance

Prince: Excuse me miss, is it hot in here or is it just you

(Cinderfella giggles with her friends)

Prince: May I have this dance?

Cinderfella: Why of course you can!

(Both go out to the dance floor and dance the night away)

Gong hits!

Prince: Oh no, its 12 o’clock, I have to go!

Cinderfella, wait, can you at least tell me your name?

Prince: I am the prince, now, I must go!

(Prince runs out of the ballroom)

Cinderfella: Wait my love, take me with you!

Prince: When the sun rises I will ponder your beauty, when the rain falls, I will want a rain coat!

(Prince runs out and disappears)

Cinderfella: Goodbye my love

Scene 6: Prince and Cinderfella get moved into the same chemistry class

Cinderfella: What are you doing here?

Prince I came to tell you that I love you!

Cinderfella: Don’t you know how to sweep a lady off her feet

Prince: Let’s get out of here

(Prince kisses Cinderfella on the cheek, and Cinderfella and the prince lived happily ever after!