He stole my Moxie as well.
And I have a doctor's prescription for it too.
Yes, someone really should be on the trail of that guy.
He stole my Moxie as well.
And I have a doctor's prescription for it too.
He stole my Moxie as well.
And I have a doctor's prescription for it too.
Author notes
Terrorism of mass horror.
Written August 27th, 2006
A contest entry
- Huh???? by Yemassee.
363 points, ended September 2, 2006, 7 entries
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Hahahahaha! Did anyone finally find him?
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Bribery. That's how I got it.
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Wait until I get home Mister Cucumber. Just wait, and I'll shut his whiney mouth up. Let's just say for now there's reason why I hate whiney dieters.
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I see old flathead got here before me! I think there is a counterfeit Moxie ring going on...Moxie must be worth a lot on the black market. Yeah, that has to be it.
Listen to old flathead up there blabbing about his diet...if he hadn't eaten like a pig these last couple years he wouldn't be starving himself now. I swear, I'd like to kill him! -
I want a doctor's perscription for it too!
He stole mine too and replaced it with diet soda...
For a guy who loves food as much as me, your author name is scaring me! You can steal my money, my car, my hopes and dreams (yeah, like I have any) but don't touch my Moxie! It would be like stealing your camera!
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