You know, the ones that could watch the same move....
Forty times. I mean, c'mon, you can recite the lines before the characters do.
Or what about the ones who insist on sitting with their feet on the coffee table, no shirt, and you got your parents coming for dinner.
Let's not forget their hand stuffed down their pants like Al Bundy! Ugh
Oh, and the ones that think Tim Allen is like their idol, having sound alike laugh fests with their buddies, ending in roaring belches....
In public.
Why is it the car has a name, and is used, but the wife is "my old lady"? WTF!?!?
The toilet seat at night...we won't even go there.
BUT, all you guys that think you will be nice by not raising the seat at all...
WIPE IT!!!
You know, all these guys gripe about our few things in the bathroom. Uhhhhh, did you look in the garage?? I haven't seen my car in 4 months. (Dang tools all over the place)
Ever notice how it's "dear" with sarcasm, until they want something??
Roses
Why is it when HIS mother calls, I am the one stuck talking to her? Lord help me.
Oh, and I am so sick of having to watch your games every Monday night, but come Thursday, and I want to watch one stinkin' half hour program...
He whines.
Him, a night out with the guys
Her, a night out with the girls= And just what are you all up to?
"The kids are bad dear, must be your family's side" What????
Or better yet, let's come home from work and tell me you need something for 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. Never mind that it is like 11 pm that night.
Thank God for WalMart. And then....
"Hunny, you're going to WalMart...Again????"
Ok, so men are just a pain. But you know what? Even with all their little (or lot) quirks, us women wouldn't be who we are. There are two sayings, so listen up guys...
Behind every successful man, there is a better woman.
And anything guys can do, girls can do better.
Care to challenge???
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. ~Ron~
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