Weary mama cats layed back in their soft lawn chairs,
relieved to be free of their kittens for the day.
They finally had some peace and forgot their cares,
as all their kittens were running around in play.
What a great idea we had to wear swim suits,
and cut off the buffet to our poor worn out boobs.
The kittens can't pull, tug, bite, and suck out our roots,
the little gluttons act as though we're feeding tubes.
We'll have to do this and lay out a whole lot more,
we'll enhance our tiger stripes with dark tans so nice,
Let those kittens know that we're not a fast food store,
if they're really that hungry they can catch some mice.
When the sun finally sets we'll go take the clothes off,
and call all our kittens to our breasts for some milk.
We love our babies and will reopen the trough,
and use our wet tongues on baby fur soft as silk.
We really never knew how much fun it would be,
to wear our suits and not be stuck nursing inside.
To act like ladies in the sun, and to feel free,
we're ready for tomorrow with swim suits, pool-side.
Author notes
Written August 15th, 2006
A contest entry
- Something Funny please by queen.
300 points, ended August 15, 2006, 7 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Queen, thank you "very much" for the silver trophy on this poem!
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Thank you Ahava! I'm glad you thought my poem was sweet and funny. That's the way I was thinking when I wrote it. I really appreciate your nice comments.
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Great job. It was sweet and funny and made me want to laugh (in a good way of course.) It was an awesome poem and thanks for giving me the opportunity to read it.
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Thank you for your nice comments, Queen. I appreciate it.I enjoyed thinking this poem up. The kitties just look so relaxed and at peace in the picture!
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Very cute a great story inside a poem, im sure there are lots of mothers that will relate to this Thank you for entering and goodl luck in the contest 
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