Catchy title, eh? This should get quick clicks in the featured area by people searching...
searching... for a few chuckles,
for a precious moment of relief from life’s unbearable stresses...
with the slim hope of finding kernels of wisdom and insight into the meaning of life...
so I’d better deliver, or you’ll never read another thing I write again...!
Let’s see, eeeeee-vil monkeys...
We all know how mischievous and evil monkeys really are...
just look at Mojo Jojo-
now here is a truly evil monkey...
hear his evil...
now that was truly evil...
Then there is King Kong,
who is not really evil at all,
just pestered a bit too much...
Hmmm... looks like me most of the time...
Now let’s take our average chimp...
Innocent and friendly looking enough... isn’t it?
However, between those closely-spaced, IQ-lacking criminal-eyes lies his alter-ego...
of which at least one traveler has just learned too late...
Are all monkeys evil?
Certainly not this cute, adorable little baby...
UNTIL IT WANTS SOMETHING IT CAN’T HAVE!
oh, sorry, wrong monkeys...
Well, there are lessons to be learned here, but I must go, you must go,
we all must go...
and become eeeeee-vil monkeys...
Author notes
this can also be classified as a study of what one does when he’s avoiding work... which calls now... later!
Written August 8th, 2006
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Definitely good for a great laugh, glad I was alone in my office, thanks.
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Do it. I am "do it". I love these monkeys, Wayne. I'm surprised you didn't include the flying monkeys from Oz...LOL. I'll send you my picture. Next time you can include us. Thanks for the great laugh. You do have a way about you!
Toni
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haha. lol. i am so very much entertained.. lol. i needed that. i left lab at 7 and yeah... not all the much fun. YAY monkeys rock
"oh, sorry, wrong monkeys..."
what was that about
thanx for the laugh
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I'm a monkey, does that make me evil? You forgot Chris' evil monkey from Family Guy though.
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Very Good
Pretty funny stuff ... I enjoyed it very much... Monkeys... -
wonderful
that was lovely. it made me let out a few chuckles when I really needed them. thanks. -
hahaha, what a great diversion from the mundane!
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well done awesome!!!!
lmao this was definately a unique priceless piece. i totally enjoyed the way this piece flowed and showed lol. Ww this was awesome, worthy of many applauses clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap .. ok now the one you get from ap. thanks for lifting my spirits.
blessings
victoria -
just read a couple of sad's and feeling down, thanx for cheering me back up.lol.loved it.
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yes between two far more serious titles i find THIS
although it WAS fricken amazing
because monkeys are quite random espcially the evil variety
great work
not to MENTION good points for a comment ; )
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What an enjoyable break from the usual, Now stop monkeying around a get some work done or I will send you off to the chimps tea party lmao. Val.
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I love monkeys, as you can tell by the name..this was certainly a different kinda piece..but I liked it none the less
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thanks, Malignant, the true meaning of life is in there somewhere...
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Well the title sure caught my attention nd this was funny and all but I just don't get it.And I don't wanna be a monkey,I don't really like monkies.
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That was so cute and funny. I love this visuals. Good luck and keep writting. You are very talented and inventive. Bravo!
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This was cute. Very, very, very cute! LOL. I like the last monkey
I encounter them a LOT!!! lol.
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lol that was really cute.
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sweeheeheet
see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, DO no evil??
AWESOME.
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