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me: *looking out the open car window* I hate fat Maine people!
my sister emy: what? so do you hate me??
me: Emy, shut up. You're not fat!
emy: but I'm fattening!
*we come up to a stoplight*
me: I'm talking about people like THAT!
*I point to a lady*
emy: how do you know they're fattening??
me: uhmm.. cause they're FAT and in MAINE?!
emy: *quiet for a while*... OHH! I thought you said 'fattening'. Like people that make you eat or feel fat cause they're eating. And I make you eat...
me: YOU KNOW I LIKE EATING, DARNIT!!!!!!
*lady I pointed to looks over at me suspiciously*
.....
me: let's go get ice cream.
Author notes
yeah.
this may not be the idea you were going for...
but yeah,
obv. it's a convo.
Written August 8th, 2006
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A contest entry
- Everyday Life: Stories, Convos, Snapshots and Rambles by PrettyRagDoll.
350 points, ended August 12, 2006, 10 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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thanks Gaylene!
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Congratulations on you lovely trophy. Very well deserved.
Gaylene -
haha, thanks for reading.
well I don't have all fat people, only maine ones.. they're grumpy and stuck up for no reason.
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-Crash -
This is quite funny. It's not nice to hate fat people, but it is amusing to point at people and get them suspicious of you. This was very cute.
good luck!
Much love,
♥ Beth -
hehe good.
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haha no that is exactly what i was going for! a little comedic everyday humor. you got the style down as well.
thank you for entering.
-d0ll -
haha yay, I'm glad you like it!! I was just thinking what a waste of a post it was. but your comment made me happy.
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hehehe. ur so frickin cute. That was the cutest thing ever. I have those kind of convos ALL THE TIME. The kind that u KNOW we totally pointless... yeah... good job... loved hearing about it for some reason.. It was sweet... innocent. i needed that. ~Kaila
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