Edna Sweetlove is a mystery
dressing like a lady, but standing when he pees.
No ones’ humor is sicker and he can be quite the prick
and he'd find it pleasant to find shit on his dick.
She would eat peanuts from my anus, as long as they are whole.
She doesn’t believe in Jesus but she would fuck his every hole.
She likes it when I have corn for dinner, especially the next afternoon
she finds the texture pleasing, it nearly causes her to swoon.
Her pantyhose is always torn, and always at the crotch
she can get quite amorous when drinking too much scotch.
She is a frisky slut with no morals, just the kind I like
I can't tell if she is guy or girl, so I don't know if she's a fag or a dike.
She can make your stomach heave and roil
and she will lick all the pus from your boils.
If you puke what you just ate
she will eat it from a paper plate.
Yes, Edna Sweetlove is the one for me
even if she was an amputee and disease free
she can give you a "fister" and make you scream for more
and she really likes it when you call her a dirty whore.
Author notes
Written August 3rd, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Edna's NON PC Competition Part 2 by Edna Sweetlove.
300 points, ended August 15, 2006, 2 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - A Tribute to Our Edna by XxGoldenxXDawnxX.
475 points, ended June 6, 2007, 5 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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LOL.. very funny - good luck in the contest.
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Well, the pure as the driven snow Granny
Goose in me says what a bunch of crap, nasty, nasty, but the wild catz in me says, Hey, you you could do good in this catagory...so are you gonna make an alias and start your own page... give old Edna a run for his money? !! Whatever turns you on, Terry, whatever makes your little heart beat faster ...lol.. we'll still love ya, even if we do pretend not to know you.
I can see, with that Gold, somewhat tarnished trophy sitting there, that Edna must have found this to be quite tasty
...but then, there's no accounting for tastes
Congrats, Terry
Dee
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Iee you were brave enought to come and read, hope you dont feel soiled
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Edna has a pussy and he finds it really nice but if it spills his vodka it'll be skating on thin ice funny stuff OGB1
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Smirkles, fab and funny write! Excellent stuff! sj
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Yes, I see now why this is the gold winner. I'm lost in admiration. Pus and boils rule OK.
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I'm with Kimberly on this one Terry. Yuk! Yuk! and one huge...YUK! But you know what? Sounds just like Edna to me Eh, at least what I've read from her/him and the picture on Storywrite.
The best to you in the challenge.
Always ♥
Renee
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I assure you, the vestiges never remain for long. If this poem made you laugh and you write kids poetry, then you could be in big trouble, hope I dont inspire any writing from you, if you are needing to be cleansed, I am sure Edna can do things to you that will make you want to forget all the info you have gained here, thanks for reading...peace
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Ridiculously naughty
Dear almost bald one (I note from your photo you have vestiges). I have just found out I do not have a weak stomach. Thank goodness for that. But what do you think I should do with this information now? Your poem made me laugh. And I feel worryingly interested in whether your subject is a he, she or shemale. I am a poet who writes for children. I must remain pure. I shall apply for a brain wash tomorrow. -
ooh, wow....damn!
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Edna is everything you have described, not to mention rude, intelligent, surprisingly kind and extremely quick-witted. I think you either have to love Edna or hate Edna, you cannot sit on the fence with this poet.
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This deserves a little clappy guy just for the pure guts it took to create such a tribute to a most worthy candidate. I must admit there were areas that made me want to hurl and had I anything in my stomach at the time I read this... I just might have. I have no idea what others have to say about dear Edna but you have my vote with this one. Good luck!
♥ Touchof1der
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I love Edna from the bottom of my non shaved, clubfooted, pigeon toed, callus riddled left leg. The right had distemper so we put her down.
She should be proud you did her severe justice and we all know how Edna loves her justice.
One minor typee o I think are in reference to the peanuts might need to be were. I personally prefer cashews myself they make lighter butter
Loved it puked once a little in my mouth but it tasted better than the first time so re~feed.
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I read it and was suitably impressed, so much so that I masturbated into the Pot Noodle I am making for my midget
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Or maybe, as one reader told me in private message- they just couldnt find the words
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Maybe they read it and slit their throats?
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Edna, I see I have 8 views of this ahem!...poem and not a single solitary snide or sickened response in form of comment from any of them except you, THAT has to mean that i did my job NO? I don't know whether i should be happy about that or not
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A capital S for you my friend
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This is immoderately amusing and a great tribute to me. I am touched beyond human belief. But what about a sodding capital S for Sweetlove? I am obliged to applaud out of sheer modesty. I can't see how this can avoid a prize of some sort, provided it's not deleted.
Edited on Aug 04, 3:59 because 'typo, fuck it.'.
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