It ain't 'Two by Two' because we ate the apple and broke the pear
and all decided to split up in quest to be millionaires
so we can enjoy a fine old game of cricket at the Oval
to remind us of how far we've come from being primeval
so I'm finding all my faith from every single ounce
which explains why my tongue seems to often mispronounce
as i bumble down the road with a most unsteady ankle
I'm ranting mental lyrics more twisted than honeysuckle
and then i find a new cop car and take a quick leak
as i throw a few stones at the pretty boutique
then i run like a greyhound... amphetamine rapid
and soon loose the cops that are so bloody stupid
then i chopped of my toe nails and painted them yellow
and posted them to my neighbour who lives down below
because its driving me crazy this planned nuclear flood
that's based on the pathetic excuse of the Scud
as were bottled for ever like a genie in a jar
their constructing the space station from the money from cars
which are designed precisely for melting the ice
yet we wont stand up to them when were men and not mice!
Author notes
err... i hope u dont mind the o in Oval bieng capital... err peace
tj
respek
Written August 1st, 2006
A contest entry
- Rob the Word Bank by Sadistic Lavender.
300 points, ended August 10, 2006, 11 entries
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bloody brilliant
dude this has got to be one of my top three fav. poems of all time if not my fav. it rhymed magnificently and the subject matter kicks ass. i need more
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im knackered here.. and its about 3/4 am.. err your contest shuts in about 3 hours... by which time ill probably be comatosed on the lounge floor with my laptop where i am now... and i probably wont have had time to spell check of punctuate it properly... please accept my appologies and i will doubtless get round to it on a dull winters day....
respek
peace
tj
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