Trashing and degrading you don't cheer me up no more
your picture on my dartboard is a disappointing bore
but writing stupid songs about you seems to get me hot
I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not
When trying to describe your worship words are hard to find
yet, "Maniac" and "Coward" seem to pop into my mind
were you toilet-trained at gunpoint are you terrified of the pot?
I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not
I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not
I wouldn't cry at all if you got shot
I'm not bitter or revengeful it was just a passing thought
I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not
You always have the answers long before you know the facts
so everyone around you must keep one eye on their backs
'cause they know what you would do to them without a second thought
I'd like to think you're sorry but you're not
I'm certain that the day will come, you'll reap the things you've sown
bad karma from your misdeeds done to everyone you've known
will your hair fall out, your liver fail, your eyelids twitch a lot?
I'm thinking that I might be sorry, NOT!
I'd like to say I'm sorry but I'm not
I hope your private parts begin to rot
Well, I guess that proves that I am not as big as I once thought
I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not
Author notes
Written July 30th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Pop My Swollen Ego... And Have Virtual Riches Granted Upon You! by HarvesterOfHearts.
1000 points, ended October 15, 2007, 4 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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this is a good song! it's well written and i loved it. it flowed well and it was pretty funny, too. well good job! i'm glad you entered, people like this, (and i'd ope to think i'm ot nearly as bad) should be dragged out to the middle of the street and shot.
best of luck
~theharvester
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hahaha that was great! the meter was excellent! the flow just blew my mind! I just...damn it I'm not saying anything meaningful!
that was funny and the rhyme scheme and flow were excellent. there. 
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You are too kind. This guy cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars. Eh? No biggie.
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LOL
I chose a good poem to read
Thanks for making me laugh...Your flow and rhyme are amazing along with the poem being halarious.....
Lynda
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Thanks. With any luck, they will.
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I liked the bit about "private parts". The problem with many people is that they don't keep them private enough.
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haha. awesome. great song. i hope ur private parts begin to rot.lol. bravo.
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