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I'm A CP Winner

I'm a CP winner....Ladies and Gentleman , please settle down...


I would like to thank NowayJo for this wonderful opportunity and trophy...oneluckygirl for entering my comment in the contest, my mom and dad for the sacrifices they made along the way which allowed me to persue my dream as a leap frog champion and pole dancer.

Ahem...tap tap tap is this mic working?
 
Jane, I'm standing here at this podium, elbowing back the Gold Trophy winner while accepting this Silver piece of - er um award... let me just say thanks to you, on this day, I was made to realise that I'm second best. 
July 30th 2006 will forever be remembered as the day I almost made it..pretty damned near, came this far away from getting the...
Oh wait a minute, here comes Jo with the real prize!!! whew ... my check for $$$$ ..
We're in the money, we're in the money..Oh happy days are here again....la la da dee da dee

sheesh, what's this?  It's not a check!!!, it's a coupon for $2.00 off, the Porcupine All You Can Eat And Pick Your Teeth At The Same Time Special at Bubba's RoadKill Diner! Guess who's coming with me

Seriously though, thanks and congrats to all - loved the contest and a genuine thanks to Jane and Jo..

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Written July 30th, 2006

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  • Ellis gold member
    December 20, 2007

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    This was a crooked Contest
    You must have cheated at best
    Get off the stage
    And act your age
    Or you'll be under arrest


    • galfalfa gold member
      December 20, 2007
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      LMAO...you are the bad one, totally wicked

      thank you yet again,

      gal


  • Maddogk
    March 25, 2007

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    Well butterball my rabbit tail and avocado toastie.....
    You got second.... Damn... Not good..
    But then you got to have your roadkill to chew on....
    Love it.
    Would be a lot more interesting if the emmy awards were hosted by such a clasic comedic type like yourself..
    Excellent, cracked me up..

    Jeffro


  • individuality gold member
    January 4, 2007

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    i remember the day i lost the leap frog championship to you, it devasted me, i got addicted to cream cakes after that and had a nervous breakdown and ended up in paris, a tramp begging for change, but i struggled back to success by becoming a great pickpocket.

    • galfalfa gold member
      January 4, 2007
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      Yes, you did lose the leap frog championshio match to me ...too bad the person you were leaping over stood up midway through your jump
      Did you ever recover from that injury? Or is that too personal of a question
      Hey come back with my wallet!

      Adore your silliness Ian, thanks


      galfalfa


  • dutch2lips gold member
    August 9, 2006
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    omg your a nutter and a likable one too!!
    dilemma dilemma!!
    congrats on the silver!!

  • galfalfa gold member
    August 5, 2006
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    I plum near thawt it was 'bout fishin too
    Well the hedgehog plate and frog egg garnish is slightly more expensive then the porcupine but what the hell..you're worth it thanks - loved your comment Jane

  • oneluckygirl
    August 5, 2006
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    If ever there were a falfa who deserved to win this, tis you. Just take solace in the fact that gold was only won through the winners stupidity. (Just proves there's hope for me yet.)

    Can I have side of hedgehog with a frog egg garnish to go with my pork-u-pine?

    hugga hugga hug
    jane


  • honey bear
    August 4, 2006
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  • galfalfa gold member
    August 4, 2006
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    thanks for the congrats - appreciate it Tang,

    gal

  • galfalfa gold member
    August 4, 2006
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    Oh , all right you can come too ..but dont be hitting on Bubba like you did the last time just so that he'll give you a bigger helping of possum then the rest of us ...
    thanks

    gal


  • intanglio2ring
    August 3, 2006
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    Dear galfalfa,
    I think Tuesday night is possum night - I always to on Tuesday!
    Tang
    Congrats!

  • honey bear
    August 3, 2006
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    congratulations

    aww! i wanna come with you to the Porcupine All You Can Eat And Pick Your Teeth At The Same Time Special at Bubba's RoadKill Diner!

  • galfalfa gold member
    August 2, 2006
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    Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! You don't say! I'll take a few copies of that book..Christmas is just around the corner Thanks for checking this out - loved your comment

    gal


  • Slyder
    August 2, 2006
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    An FYI, my newest book: "101 MORE (if slightly less fun though far more creative) Things You Can Do With A Wiener" is due out soon. First printings, personally signed by the author in your choice of catsup, mustard, or relish juice, will be made available on a first come first served basis while supplies last.

    Too funny & hearty congratulations!
    Sly
    Edited on Aug 02, 12:57 because 'punctuation'.

  • galfalfa gold member
    August 1, 2006
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    Hey you Hugh ...you're invited to have dinner with us to celebrate my win - wear your codpice, the waitress with the huge teats will give you extra portions... um of the porcupine not her teats
    thanks!
    gal

  • galfalfa gold member
    August 1, 2006
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    Yes, I'm a friend of alfalfa's ..kinda like a Palfalfa but seeing as i'm a girl...it's galfalfa. There is absolutely no way you can come in here like some cocky upstart and call yourself Malfalfa - you must go through an initiation first to make it official.
    Let me ask you a few questions to see if you're falfa material,
    Do you own a glow in the dark yo yo?
    When was the last time you blew a spit bubble?
    Is masturbating with a rubber chicken weird to you?
    Would you be opposed to doodling on a bald guy's head?
    Have you ever read the book "101 Fun Things You Can Do With A Weiner"
    That is just a few questions before you get initiated...
    Now if you'd step away from the podium i'd like to entertain my fans by doing a rendition of "Mama get a hammer thar's a fly on Papa's head"
    thank you for your comment

    galfalfa



  • hugh wyles silver member
    August 1, 2006
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    oooopps! I thought CP stood for CodPiece but find I was mistook.
    I shouldn't be here.....bye! DOM.


  • Malabu
    July 31, 2006
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    Galfalfa…….any relationship to Alfalfa?……you made a very good acceptation speech……..and for your future trophy acceptation endeavors…..Id also like to present to you the podium your standing at……please take it home with you…..
    I will also go for the ride to Bubba’s Road Kill Diner with you girls….If one of you sits on my lap……
    Malfalfa


  • Ogreatbaldone gold member
    July 31, 2006
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    drops a case of moosehead beer on the table and leaves

  • galfalfa gold member
    July 31, 2006
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    Wow , a handy dandy trophy shiner upper? Does life get any better then this? I think not! thanks!
    Loved your comment Michelle..thanks again!

  • galfalfa gold member
    July 31, 2006
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    thanks Wheezy - i've missed you and check in on you from time to time thanks again
    Edited on Jul 31, 7:06 p.m. because ''.


  • heartnsoul
    July 31, 2006
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    Hey there! CONGRATULATIONS!!! (*).. in honor of winning that there shineeee trophy I have a great little gift to go with it. I can't believe you didn't get one perched inside your trophy to look like a flower. It's a handy dandy trophy shiner upper. And it doubles as a napkin when ever you go to the Roadkill Diner. (their napkins are so flimsy) On one side is the soft lambykin for shining your trophy or car. The other side is terry cloth for catching those drips and drools. You get three to a package. One for the washer, one in the drawer and the other in the car. LOL!

    So happy you won! That just tickles me.
    ~Michelle~


  • wheezyanna
    July 30, 2006
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    Hi Gal - congrats on another worthy?? win. I'm glad I could help. Love your work as always - smooch smooch.
    Cheers
    Anne


  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    Of course i'll swill some quill with a fellow Canadian eh..so take off eh, bring some beer eh

  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    Pay for it??? As in buy a trophy? Like, give the contest holder money in exchange for a win??? Bribery? Greasing the palm of the judge??? Why how daaaarrrrre you dickon!!!!
    What are you some kind of friggin mind reader
    thanks


  • Ogreatbaldone gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    I'm still waiting for my share of the loot, you better be taking me to the road kill diner with you gal

  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    Oh so, like what are saying Vonnie...you're too fancy schmancy for a mouth full of quill??? I suppose you frequent the high socitey restaurants where they only serve exotic road kill... The Flatten Flamingo? Skid Mark Salmander? or Plate of Penguin which imports road kill from the Artic circle - drunken eskimos running amok on ski-doos
    thanks for checking this out

    gal


  • powerslave
    July 30, 2006
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    Another trophy eh? How much did you have to pay for this one?


  • rufina caraid gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    Gal only you could make a simple announcement into a comedy movie!

    Listen up folks, There is an Australian franchise of '\the Porcupine All You Can Eat And Pick Your Teeth At The Same Time Special at Bubba's RoadKill Diner!\ and believe me you won't thank Gal for taking you there.

    Congrats on the silver Trophy to AP's best nutter

    Vonnie


  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    LOL Ebay? Hey, I never thought of that..yeah, great idea!!!
    thanks for checking this out - loved your comment

  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    thanks fader - i've edited it slightly..wrote this pretty early this morning Hey dont think i dont know you've had a yet another dream ..sounds wet too - i see the title in my favourites and will be over to check it out

    gal

  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    Jo..dont toy with our emotions - we will hold you to that buffet I knew that Big Hook would come sooner or later
    thanks!

    gal


  • NoWayJo
    July 30, 2006
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    why do I see one of those BIG HOOKS appearing ready to pull Galfalfa off to the side of the stage? You all have had me laughing from the very first moments of posting this contest...

    and yeah, whenever we all meet up, dinner at the all-you-can-eat porcupine buffet place is on me!

    Jo


  • faderman1959
    July 30, 2006
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    Gal what can I say but! ROTFLMAO Tres excellent!


  • Legend silver member
    July 30, 2006
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    Damn it only silver? the world only remembers winners.Please remember this is no fault of yours, the fact that the contest judge made a mistake in no way reflects on your ability to one day become the one that all silver/second raters envy.Who else can boast to being a leapfrog and pole dancing champion?
    How do you manage to leapfrog while clinging to a pole?
    May i make a small suggestion. Place your $2.00 coupon for
    "Porcupine All You Can Eat And Pick Your Teeth At The Same Time" on EBay there are thousands out there trying to obtain such an item

    What a pleasure it was to get back to catching up on my favorites and the fact that yours was the first' and gave me a smile make me realize how i have missed reading. Great now all i have to do is nip over and find out what you got this derogatory silver for

  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    Silky ..why dont you try and show a wee bit more enthusiasm? LMAO - you have liven my page up in one fell swoop - i ducked ..i seen you coming Loved your comment - thanks for checking this out

    gal

  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    hmmm..i wasn't born yesterday you know - i know there's a method behind your madness You want me to ditch Jane and take you along as my dinner guest at the Porcupine Bar 'n Grill aka Roadkill Diner
    Hey you had me rolling with your comment - loved it!


  • rainyday woman silver member
    July 30, 2006
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    WOOOOHOOOO!!! Ufda, what a speech you got going there, youbetcha, yaa suure. Greatest acceptance speech I ever heared. I tink you should get an Oscar mayer wiener for dat one. WOOOHOOO!!! ( I'd whistle but widt dese tow front teeth missing my pucker-upper ain't working too good.


    Really congrats. You always bring a smile to my face and some dirty thoughts to my mind.
    Cheryl
    Edited on Jul 30, 8:42 because ''.


  • Silky Origami
    July 30, 2006
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    you mean Gal has a imagination!! wow!!! where can I get one!!, check please....... I said check !!please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! still no check nothing nadda, zippo!!
    hey wait I do got a zippo!!! wow, maybe I did get a check after all, and I forgot I spent it on my zippo.. or was that a stripper , hmm Thinks back to when I first said check please.... damn!! brain cells, pops the ones in my way, I tell myself to think, and what happens. I get a tap inside my head.. tap, tap, tap... but no one answers!! Im in solitude, I am alone. farewell sweet world, I bid thee farewell till' the stupid dog brings me back my man, that is right I told that little mongrel to sick him, but instead, he chases him off So one side of my brain said GO GET HIM BOY!!! and the other said, there's no place like home, there's no place like home, then I heard a tap, tap, tap, or was it a click, click, click, either way. I got more ummpff, than lil Miss Dorothy

    and I even land on the witch for free

    CHECK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    thanks Leo Porcupines mate vewy carefully - some have big pricks and some small


  • galfalfa gold member
    July 30, 2006
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    Hiya Onyx - thanks for checking this out - loved your comment

    gal


  • leo2
    July 30, 2006
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    Congratulations on your trophy. I always wondered how porcupines mated. Hugs and save one for Jane.

    Sincerely,
    Leo Long

  • Jade Darklinmoon
    July 30, 2006
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    lol sweetie you are so damned funny. I wish I had half the imagination that you posses. you are a rare and beautiful woman. love you much

    angel

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