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No please, not again!

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My mom warned there’d be days like this
it seems she wasn’t kidding me at all
when mistress wakes me with a sloppy kiss
I think I’ll go snuggle in a ball

I understand she was out late last night
I think I’ll go snuggle in a ball
don’t let them see, turn out the light
I won’t come if I hear her call

From now on I’ll pretend I’m really sick
when mistress wakes me with a sloppy kiss
I’ll pass some gas and butt I’ll lick
I know that’s something she won’t dismiss

But I’ve got the feeling it won’t work
It seems she wasn’t kidding me at all
so I just sit here like a dork
looking silly, feeling feint like I could fall

So tell me what was this about anyway
my mom warned there’d be days like this
our mistress told me that they might pay
for I’m so cute and I can’t miss!



Author notes

Written using Sonja's form 'Sonaline Rhyme' Geeze this was hard, I'm used to writing in meter, I hope you like!
Written July 26th, 2006

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  • Heartofacircle
    August 25, 2006
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    Well done write here. You have creative a good picture with this piece, thanks for sharing, keep up the awesome poetry here.


  • misticmoonlite gold member
    August 23, 2006
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    Sandi this was perfect, you are so funny with this type of poetry, I enjoyed this lots, hope to see more,
    (I am sorry I have not visited your site,promise to do it soon) love and deep appreciation to my future~AP~ sister in law~..MM


  • morningstar1948 gold member
    August 23, 2006
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    I Love It ! I love It!

    Well I dont know about the other but I raise beagle and I had 100 of them at one time. I find them pretty funny because they also clean each other and lick the butt of the one they are helping clean. lolssssss My cat come to bed after I settle down and give me a good night kiss when Iam first off in a deep sleep. She know when the right time to do it. lolssss But I love this one. Thank Sandi for letting me enjoy this.


  • Sandi Alford gold member
    August 23, 2006
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    Thank you Tessa, I truly appreciate your kind thoughts and time spent reading my scribbles


  • Sandi Alford gold member
    August 23, 2006
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    Thank you! I appreciate the read and your kind thoughts left behind


  • Angels Delight
    August 23, 2006
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    This was great...Thumbs up to Sonja for sending it to us...

    You really did a great job on this one

    Much Love
    Tessa


  • SarahD
    August 23, 2006
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    I did like it - you made me smile my dear pixie mum! SMOOSH to you and all blissful princess


  • Teddibly Abnormal
    August 3, 2006
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    ye. i put the age cause dogs are however many time older then we are.

  • Sandi Alford gold member
    August 3, 2006
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    actually it's the gross one, my warped sense of humor I wrote this from the dogs perspective of being dressed as a person, poor thing! Thanks for reading

  • Teddibly Abnormal
    August 3, 2006
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    heh i'm only 15 and yet there are times when i too want to do the same.
    just one line "I’ll pass some gas and butt I’ll lick" whahah that really made me think realy butt lick. but its like kick ass right?


  • wtchr
    July 27, 2006
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    I find humor in that the write is from the pooches perspective. I BELIEVE that our animals DO think of us and our silly attempts to humanize them. And if anyone don't think the dog licking it's butt then giving kisses isn't funny... hey... come to think of it... MY DOG kissed ME before I came to work... hmmmmmmmm


  • SmokinHotWhiteTiger
    July 26, 2006
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    Good Job!

    I have to say despite being down and knot really into writing poetry latyely I really enjoyed this poem! it was rather tasteful yet interesting also. nice work all round and very well wriotten. the form is new to me then again I ain't into poetic artwork forms anymre. LOL nice job though and good luck for ya Paul


  • Sonja
    July 26, 2006
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    Oh NO! Nobody told you that it is forbiden to read private messages ?


  • wakingdevil
    July 26, 2006
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    I am reading this so beware and yes my taste of humour (Or smell)may be different Anyways a great poem

  • Sonja
    July 26, 2006
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    Well, I found it to be funny. Don't listen Mark, probably he has a little different taste for humour (you Mark do not read our privat messages )
    I like this poem not because it is writen in my form but because you make it perfect following the used picture. Thanks for your effort to do something so interesting and funny. Wish you a lot of luck.

  • Sandi Alford gold member
    July 26, 2006
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    It's too dang hot to be humorous, But I tried
    Cute pic I had to write something for it, even if it has no chance for a trophy, it was a fun exercise

    Good luck with your entries! blessings Sandi

  • wakingdevil
    July 26, 2006
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    Hmm...Great poem but I think you could do better if it wasn't written in this form.Nice rhymin and the flow was great but I didn't find this too funny.So the poem was wonderful but no humour in it.Thanks for entering and best of luck

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