The animals came in two by two,
They all queued up for the barbecue
“Oh, after you,”
Said the caribou!
“How do you do,”
Said the elder ewe,
“I’ve got a bird’s eye view,”
Said the cockatoo,
“What a hullabaloo,”
Said the kangaroo,
But the old gnu,
As he joined the queue,
Said, “If one gnu is a gnu
Then two gnus makes news.”
So he and his wife played
The didgeridoo
While the burgers sizzled
On the barbecue
Author notes
Written July 21st, 2006
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i have no idea to be honest-im sort of sticking away form that...and saying it might be a coincidence
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ha ha.
sarah as in cuthbert? -
very cute
I really, really like the humor and flow in this poem. Your humor is much like mine, God, is that scary! Two of us out there!
Nice write, Oh, who am I? I'm Sarah's dad, she can tell you all my obnoxious secrets!
I always wondered if one crossed a Kangaroo and a cow if they would get a Kangamoo??
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Ok so you didn't write this but whoever did, thanx for making me laugh so much I've just choked on my tobelerone. Have you found the source of the phantom writer yet??????
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i didn't write it...no idea who did - but its here somehow...help....
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i didn't write it...no idea who did - but its here somehow...
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When was this writen???
i didn't write it!!!i haven't been online for at lesat 3 days!!!!!!!!!!!! -
enjoyable
strange, but in a good way. not the least bit depressing, but enjoyable. keep writing we all love your poems!!!! -
excellent poem
Very cute and very uplifting. excellent poem -
intriguing.
yes, quite.
very
intriguing.
me likey.
but i think that i've heard the thing about the gnus before. -
Woot woot.......good stuff Devon. Very random!
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Thank God - something NOT depressing. Great work!
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