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Tom Swifties

"You almost missed this contest," said ea judgementally.
"I wouldn't have missed it for all the bread in the world," said John wryly.


"I don't need intelligence to be president," said George smartly.


"I can eat anything on my new diet," quipped ea lightly.


"These contests are dynamite!", John blasted.


"Just one more stab at this," said John pointedly.

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Written July 18th, 2006

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  • ea silver member
    July 20, 2006
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    "Now hoodoolover and I are trying to figure out what you call those sentences that contain a contradiction like you hear in that Stephen Foster song, Ole Susanna, so we can do a contest on those," she confided testingly.


  • cherche -d -ame
    July 19, 2006
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    I must have another cup of coffe For I am a bit confuzzled between ea and John and George. In the meantime I will try to figure it out though for there seems to be something that points right at the answer...
    intelligence-----smartly
    eat anything------lightly
    dynamyte--------blasted
    stab at this-----pointedly
    ???????????????????????????????????????????
    xoxo
    reenie

  • ea silver member
    July 19, 2006
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    I won't need a harmonica to wear to the next Presidential ecumenical service," George said disengenuflectingly.