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Ben Franklin

Hey Ben Franklin
I'm with your mom
She is so sexy
I like her thong

We go to Vegas
To have have some fun
We go to Cali
To catch some sun

Hey Ben Franklin
Go fly your kite
Watch out for lightning
Or you'll get fried

Poor Ben Franklin
He is slow
I'll be his daddy
Before he knows

Author notes

Adhesive fumes make me think of wierd things.LOL> I'll add more when I remember.... (I thought up this after Wessy said I should write sometyhing, and I was at one end of the conveyor belt at work and the glue stuff on the labels was making me feel light...LOL)
Written July 13th, 2006

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  • Xpianistpassionx
    November 6, 2006
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    LMAO very hunarous indeed. i almost peed on my pants. lol i loved it keep up the great writes. Liana.

  • shadow12613
    August 15, 2006
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    LOL! This is the closet kid! This is a awesome wright


  • Jenn-Swenson
    July 21, 2006
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    hmm interesting great rhyming job lol


  • no1s angel
    July 19, 2006
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    LMAO, i dont think i have ever applauded a humor poem, but this is way too good to pass up, i am adding this to my favs! you continue to surprise me, nathey! good job
    love ya,
    mandy


  • evilbatwoman
    July 15, 2006
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    Nathan! Oy!!! Ben Franklin's mom is long dead. That's just creepy. And your rhyme scheme... you skipped it in the 3rd stanza. Kite does not rhyme with fried, no matter what your accent is. (hehe, I used oy) I think you might want to wear a mask during those long work hours. I'm not sure what you'll be like after the rest of the summer of glue fumes. Thank you for writing. *diappers and candy* lol....
    4EVER BEIN ME,
    WESLEANN


  • Sorrows Redemption
    July 14, 2006
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    Nathan, you are one sick person sometimes lol i agree with can i make a comment though I bet you're a very interesting person when you inhale thos fumes...lol


  • beautifulbrat
    July 14, 2006
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    lmao this is great. ya gotta watch for them fumes

  • crosscountry07
    July 14, 2006
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    Great

    LOL nathan! that totally just made my day. Im goin to come to arizona and visit you after you get off work just so i can see what happens. I would write something like this when im hyper and sleep deprived! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, good job! -Liz


  • can-i-make-a-comment
    July 14, 2006
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    All I can say is... wow... and I want to hang around you when you're inhaling those fumes.


  • ChibberMonkey
    July 13, 2006
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    lmao.. This is kinda disturbing

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