One night while riding in my mellow yellow submarine,
I saw this glint of light, must be a moonbeam.
I followed it's light, off to the local Taco Bell,
But there sat Aqua Man, he was casting a spell.
Being chased by clown fish, with their coconut mango color,
All I could think to myself, was oh brother!
Way too much cappuccino I had that night.
In my silk pajamas, armed with a hang nail, I'd fight.
I should have laid off the banana split
But adding the cheese whiz and doritos did it. (I am sure)
I had to get to the surface, like quick. I mean now!
So I lassoed me a zebra seahorse to pull out.
He had failed miserably to drag me along,
Shooting me a look, do I look that strong?
With a broken calculator to steer my sub,
In mind bending frantic eruption, all I heard was blub, blub.
Now what, now what, hearing the knocking of my knees.
A gigantic jellyfish that eats purple peanut butter sandwiches and plays with mermaids like they were barbies?!?!?!
Holy cow, I knew I had to be seeing things,
And wondered aloud, "does that sucker sting?".
I revved up the engine, took off in a flash,
Looking like a guppy, making a mad dash.
But when I surfaced, much (not) to my surprise,
I was staring at this sight that beheld my eyes.
Godzilla, all 100 meters tall, stomping a fit,
Left me thinking, how much more unreal can this get?
But for some reason, I knew the trek wasn't over.
As I ditched the sub, and ran for cover.
Then suddenly, somewhere, out of the blue,
I hear this song that I had once new.
"I won't grow up, I won't grow up", and something about Never-Never Land.
And what a freaking surprise, there stood Peter Pan!
Now banging my head against the brick wall,
Hoping the men in white, they would call.
I was absolutely sure, I had a few screws loose.
But as hard as I tried, found there was no excuse!
Author notes
Ok, so a bit of option 2 and 3 combined, with the super duper bonus. I know, really off the wall. LOL
Written July 13th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Fantasy Wacky Word Challenge with Bonus Optons! by Amunet Wolfbane.
500 points, ended July 27, 2006, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Thank you for commenting, appreicate it. Glad you got a kick out of my demented mind, lol
Storm -
LOL, that's freakin awesome 
Great job on this.. wOOt! - Steve
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Thank you for the comments, appreicate it.
Storm -
Well done Stormgoddess, I know how hard this was. Good luck in the contest. Val.
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Thank you. My mind just kinda went deep sea diving with this one...right off the deep end. But, hey, it made me laugh. LOL. Appreciate the comments.
Storm -
Woot! Now this is one heck of a piece! I was LMAO and it is very well written to boot! Fabulous job on this!
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Hehe, who said I was ever on my rocker??
Now I dare ya, sing it backwards!!
Thanks for the comment,even if you think I'm slightly deranged.
Storm -
Uh, babe, what the hell?? You have really gone off your rocker here. Fits the contest criteria, but, yea, like kind of nuts.
Are they coming to take you away, haha, hehe, hoho
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful, all the time
And so on...
loves ya
-Jay -
Seaweed wine? Ewww that just sounds gross. But I am sure I will get blamed for smoking some kinda weed after writing this, lol.
Thanks for commenting, appreciate it.
Storm -
Excellent
Oh my, now this sounds like the kind of party I want to attend. Pass the seaweed wine! Very well done. Good luck in the contest! -
Thank you Tang. Who would have ever thought that MY mind could be so warped and demented as to come up with this really insane tale? (Hah, it was the word choices I tell ya, oh and the cappucino overload mixed with banana splits, cheese whiz, and doritos.)
But don't tell anyone that I saw Peter Pan!
Thanks for commenting.
Storm -
Dear StormGoddess,
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I loved the parody of this!
You covered the words of this contest with flair and spellbinding storytelling!
I wish you a trophy on this one!
Tang -
lol, it is brilliant. You met the challenge head on here (bookmarking) I do love this kind of mental magic!
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Thanks. Always up for a challenge. Appreciate the comment
Storm -
lmao, omg you are brilliant, to weave those words into this insane write and still come out as a fun read, wow, Kudos!
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lol
your welcome sweetheart
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LOL, thanks for commenting, appreciate it, even if it is on my demented mind, LOL
Storm -
Good Luck!
Hehehe...that was good!!
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