I must offer an apology
For this tale I'm 'bout to tell
The day my cousin and I
Had a bit of a spell
We went shopping for
Some jewelry for a friend
To pursue what we perceived
This hip new little trend
We had stopped for lunch
A broccoli and green bean salad
But somehow it didn't sit
I was looking kinda pallid
I was grateful for the moment
When out of her mouth blurts
"Hey, maybe we should try
A little bit of dessert"
Agreeing, we headed to
The ice cream shop around the bend
I believe I had the raspberry,
Vanilla, and marshmallow blend
But suddenly, I grabbed
The handkerchief from my bag
Feeling really nauseous
Began to choke and gag
I tossed my cookies on the floor
Looking much like an idiot
In scissor-like jerking motion
Continued to hurl and spit
I thought I was done for
Might as well pack it in
But you best trust me here,
That combination, NEVER AGAIN!
Author notes
Option 1, word bank
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Written July 11th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- chocies-Wordbank or quote inspired pieces by NeverBeTheSame.
300 points, ended July 17, 2006, 2 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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Sweetness, er, temporary sour puss
Cute and gold too
you make silly rhymes
vile and funny you
with nonsense so sublime.
AT -
LOL, thanks. It was all I could think of with your choice of words. But ya didn't say we couldn;t be gross or humorous... so there it is.
Storm -
lmao this is so funny good luck in the contest
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