So, you think you got it all
Now let me tell you this
After seeing Farmer Ted's
Honey, you ain't got shit.
All the chicks he's a chasing
Nope, you don't got a chance
Around the yard, you'll see him
Strutting up a dance
I hear them all squeal
As he likes to peck and poke
But let me tell you darlin'
His size is no joke
And Ted, he's not embarrassed
Quite proud, as they all stare
Strutting his cock on a leash
Off to the country fair
Somewhere in the pen
As he waits upon the hay
You'll see him sitting there
Waiting, a chick to lay
But when Thanksgiving comes
We'll say "fuck the turkey"
Let's get that SOB
I want some cock jerky!
Author notes
Obviously, used the picture of the farmer and his cock.
Written July 6th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Pick A Pic Contest by galfalfa.
300 points, ended July 19, 2006, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Wellllll
You know, jerky...
Never mind, forget I said that out loud, lol.
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Storm -
Dear StormGoddess,
LMAF
Give a whole new meaning to the jerky!
Very funny and witty too!
Good Luck in the contest!
Tang -
LOL, they do tend to brag a bit. Thanks for the interesting inspiration. It was worth the laughs.
Storm -
Men eh - especially the ones with a huge cock - they're the first to brag about it - kinda like those exaggerated fish stories - I swear it was this ----------------------> big
Thanks for the giggles and for entering
galfalfa -
LOL, thank you for reading and commenting. I appreciate it.
Storm -
Each interpretation of this picture has been so funny and this is no exception. lol I bet that Turkey will count his blessings come Thanksgiving this year.
Good Luck with this
Von -
LOL, don't ask where it came from,, just kinda popped up. And as for dinner, no biggie, really doesn't phase me. I was a medic and am a nurse, blood and guts doesn't do a thing. Just thought the idea of pizza and then reading this, might make someone else toss their turnips.
Thanks for reading, glad you liked
Storm
Edited on Jul 09, 10:08 p.m. because 'my personal editor is on vacation'. -
LMAO!!! This is so damn funny!! Just brilliant. Girl, you nailed this one. Great job! Love the bit of country talk you used in this. Good luck in the contest. Oh and, um, sorry about your dinner.
Jeannie
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LOL, thanks. When I saw the picture choices, I just had to. Appreciate your comments.
Storm -
OMG!! This is so hilarious! OMG! I just wish I could stop laughing here. Been laughing so hard I'm now hurtin'! Ow! Such a good one here. Good luck in your contest!
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