Application Form.
Job Title - AP Sister.
Hours Available - As Required.
Age - 31.
Qualifications - Honesty, kindness, good listener, thoughtful, sensitive.
Bad points - Nail biter, can be a little stubborn.
Style - Smart/casual.
Body - Extra large (great for cuddling).
Eyes - Blue.
Hair - Auburn.
Hobbies - Writing, reading, cooking, photography.
Most love - my children, my friends, animals, my work, music.
Most hate - Sports on T.V, deceit, prejudice.
Favourite food - Italian (vegetarian).
Least favourite food - Marmalade (bleugh).
Favourite poets - William Wordsworth, Philip Larkin, Langston Hughes.
Favourite authors - Patricia Cornwell, Freya North, Sophie Kinsella.
Favourite time - Sunrise/sunset.
Least favourite time - Afternoon.
Favourite season - Spring.
Least favourite season - Winter.
Favourite films - One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Four weddings and a funeral, Pretty woman.
Favourite songs - True colours-Cindy Lauper, Affirmation-Savage Garden.
Other stuff - I am outgoing and fun, i like to laugh and make others laugh. I am studying to be a counsellor, and work with people who self-injure. My friends describe me as Loyal, determined, brave, understanding and a little naive! My enemies describe me as neurotic, loud, and tunnel visioned! I am a very positive person, I hate people to be dragged down by themselves or others, and I look for the best in everyone and everything. As a sister I would give unconditional love, a listening ear, a shoulder to cry on, genuine comments on poetry/stories and a kick up the behind when necessary. I would expect honesty, a shoulder to cry on and a kick up the behind when necessary.
In conclusion - pick me, you'd be crazy to (not).
Author notes
If ya don't think I'm a sister, I can be a pet Butterfly!
A contest entry
- Contest #1 by drunken-angel4532.
300 points, ended July 11, 2006, 19 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - We want an AP family!!!!!!!!! :D by EmeraldDreams.
500 points, ended April 24, 2007, 12 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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huh? i thot it had to be a poem
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This is great! I love the application form layout you used for this! And it appears we already have some things in common too! (I bite my nails!!)
Thanks for the lovely entry! xx -
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Thank you for the comments, pleased you liked it! A fellow chewer! not often people admit to this, do people slap your hand too?
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Hi there, thanks for reading and commenting, glad it made you smile, i just thought it would be a bit different. Good luck with your contest k
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My Beautiful bella, bless you for reading this and saying such lovely things about me, I thank you very much for my reference. i so can't wait till me make it to Italy, soz gal but 'Lemonade' we'll be in one of the best cities in the world for Vino!!! And Coffee!!! but if lemonade does it for you, i will get you gallons of the stuff
)Hope things are okay with you my dear dear friend. Talk to you soon thousands of 
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this is good.
made me chuckle lol. it definitely put a smile on my face. thanks lily for the character reference lol. We'll see what happens. Thanks for entering and good luck!
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I'm here to vouch for this applicant. I'll be her Character reference... and yes, she is quite a character!
I love her dearly and could never imagine my life without her! My Beautiful K has been here for me more times than not and I'd be more than willing to share this Amazing Woman with anyone who would treat her Lovingly. She deserves all the love, kindness, respect and tenderness that anyone would have to offer. It is my life's goal to meet up with this Beautiful Woman, where we will spend the days laughing and shopping. Then sit quietly sipping lemonade watching the sun set and recounting the many happy hours, days, years of our friendship.
K would be a tremendous blessing to any person who chose to add her to their life... I know it was the best thing I ever did when I finally opened my life and heart and let her in.
Best of everything to all participating in this special event.
Much Love and Many Blessings,
Lily ♥ ♥
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