Haven’t we all been faced with a moment in front of our trusted source of entertainment namely the television screen where we go like... What in the world just happened? Like absolute nonsense that could barely make any lesser sense than what it already did. like just a few days back I was switching channels until i hit upon this particular one where the the lead roles of a local movie were dancing to a love song. pause...when I say love song, visualize the hero running from one end and the heroine from the other in slow motion as pigeons fly from every nook and corner available ( damn! so that’s where all the pigeons went!)..Now this may seem like a normal scene but apparently the movie had a great unexpected twist to it. the lead actor was suffering from a brain tumor (this the part where they make us go all "awww.." and steal our hearts away) anyway moving on, now if you knew any typical Bollywood movie you'd know that the chances of the lead actor dieing are equal into the number of chances of life on Pluto (that translates to.. 99% impossible with a 1 % rare case possibility) the only plot lies on how in the world is he going to survive? *BANG* here comes the suspense. The villain shoots a bullet right at the actor. Any guesses?
Ok no let me describe the insanity...Kindly visualize a bullet entering one end of the brain, coming out of the other with a bulk of icky substance supposedly flesh stuck to it. And hence the brain tumor was removed. And they lived oh so happily ever after!
No offence meant to the scriptwriters..but if you're reading this. I think Mr. Scriptwriter of the unnamed movie do humanity some good and stop writing else put up a notification before the movie saying... BRAINS NOT NEEDED...KINDLY LEAVE THEM AT HOME!
My only reaction...Crap! So that’s how easy it really is why didn’t the silly doctors come up with this idea earlier!
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Written July 2nd, 2006
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This really made me laugh out loud! Goes to show what pathetic excuses for plots are given budgets. Nice bit of suspense builds to a roar of laughter when the plot was revealed.
Nice take, thanks for entering.
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Very Good.
i got a chuckle out of this there are so great moives out there i did not see the moive you put it so well where we could understand without seeing it very well done take care b -
LOL this was a fun read to of read... my word, were talking about brains here hehe...thanks for sharing, keep up the awesome poetry here...
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hey this is a wonderful write. you know what, i've always thought of the ridiculous twists and turns in movies. its amazing how these scripts get approved. by the way i'm really really curious what movie your talking about here. i have no doubt that it is a 'bollywood' (ha there's some originality) product. if only you could im me the name i would lov eto watch this tickler.
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wahooo..way to go..very well writen and stated..thank you for sharing and good luck..Linda
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Yeah, i think u care way too much about this movie...he(the writer) probably just wanted money and if america buys into it and it sells, then fuck it why not. Don't bitch at the writers for writing something america buys into, bitch at the americans who spend too much time watching t.v. and stay secluded and oblivious to actual life so they don't have to face the hardships that comes with it. Its the viewers that keep this stupid shit running, the writers are just making a living, and just because it isnt the way you think it should be done, doesnt make it wrong.
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Is this serious??! Is this a real film?! Wow, i wouldn't trust those script writers as my brain surgeons! It's a nice bit of writing about a truly bizarre film and it made me laugh, lots
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