I am the Goddess of the Storms
And need no introduction
Some know me by this name
Others as the Sorceress of Destruction
I sit high upon my big black cloud
Remaining out of sight
But when the winds start to blow
You bet the time is right
I'll crash down fast upon their land
My cyclonic rage will blow
Or perhaps I'll choose to use
A blizzard full of snow
Torrential rains, and lightning strikes
Knock them blind so they can't see
And quickly slip a potion
Filled with hate and greed
They will turn against themselves
And forget about the rest
After all, you know this land
Of Tulpen is the best
Tsunamis and my hurricanes
There is no way to flee
I'll zap them good and hard
And they'll crumble to their knees
Cloaks of invisibility
And spells, to them I'll peg
The men shall be our toys
As they plead and beg
A Storm of passion, or destruction
It does not make a diff
In one way or another
They will all be stiff
So let them have their fun
They think they got the upper hand
But these mortal fools
Just do not understand
We are the loyal army
Of Queen Tulpen, shout it loud
By your side, I will stay
Standing tall and proud
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Written July 1st, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Pledge to me thy sword and thy heart. (Contest) by dutch2lips.
300 points, ended July 12, 2006, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Dear Sweet John
Thank you for your comments. These contests do tend to get a good barrel roll of a laugh going. Unfortunately with the way I have been feeling, and possibly going for surgery on Monday, I haven't "battled" as I should. But I know there shall be more to come and look forward to it once again.
Maybe next time we'll be fighting on the same turf.
Much love
Autumn -
My love! wonderful write here1 I had much fun in the contest! hope you're doing well! I love you, john
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brilliant piece
bring out the mighty storm my Goddess
and end their (enemies) foolishness
*lowers head to give respect*
i called out my Gods
HADES and VELES
Gods of underworld
they came to stand besides us
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You seem to forget oh stupid one
I come from the dark, it is my fun
As wind runs circles 'round your brain
Lops it off, my God, you're lame
For I shift to forms you cannot see
It is I who to you shall pity
I come in many sizes and shapes
But watch where you're stepping, your diaper drapes
Need a change, call one of your hoes
I'm sure they won't mind wiping your load
Foolish child, you're as mortal as can be
Now go away, you're pestering me -
You are a fool for a mortal I am not
For centuries and decades I have fought
I am hells creation from the dark
Where people like you can only bark
And I forgot the braying thing
As to your heart joy it brings
As for you being higher than me
Thousands of you I can buy for free
As for devouring men I have my undead
For on my orders they shall cut your head
We shall see who smiles on whose grave
I do not speak to Dorm noddess who are naive
My ink does run on my mightiest pen
It is powerful enough to slay you there and then
But I pity you for your futile attempt
Go look at your face and your fat body unkempt
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Oh dearest Fake King
Let me tell you something
I am no mere mortal, higher than thou
But you wouldn't get it anyhow
If I wish the dishes, that's kinda cool
But still, you are a fool
Cook, get real, I'll dine on your wenches and men
Your ink runneth out of your mighty pen
I sit and laugh at your infantile ways
The graves on the hill, your troops will lay
Pfft, I am done with your kind
No use in wasting my time
I've got bigger fishies to fry
But it's ok, they too shall cry
Sorceress Storm -
You shall never win when I am alive
Towards excellence always I strive
And it tells me now you've gone to far
You should speak to people who are at par
Not to the rulers and masters like me
Who shall inflict pain and misery
No life you have,no power divine
Go meet your man,all will be fine
Go cook food and wish the dishes
Forget about gold,forget about riches
Waking The King,
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OMG, you're such a quack
You have no skill, you have no knack
How dare you think of you I fear
King Little Tykes, you are wierd
Zeus, I've played him many times
It's our little niche divine
And trolls, I'll squash them with glee
They are no match for me
'Tis you who needs to understand
You suck at ruling any land
I think I hear that nanny calling
Better run, don't start bawling
Play with your crown of plastic and tin
For My Queen is going to win
Sorceress Storm
Edited on Jul 01, 2:41 p.m. because ''. -
I see storm dress that you are back again
To fight the battle and become insane
For when I call,Zeus shall drive you mad
His powers are as good as they are bad
They'll destroy your body and kill your soul
I shall set aside my cyclops and my troll
When will a fool like you understand
That against me a chance you do not stand
For I am the ruler,master of it all
And on my feet your queen shall fall
Waking The King,
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Such destuction you plan within these words
Shall be the undoing of the Kings' cattle herds,
Like sheep left out in stormy weather,
They'll perish one and all now we are together.
Be safe my ally ...onward and upward...to victory.
'Hail Queen Tulpen'
Loyal Royal Jester by thy side. -
My dear Giant, Bingo Ringo
You are lucky your so young
It has made me have to
Hold back on my tongue
I give respect, where it is due
So this is what I say to you
A giant is what you may be
But won't falter the storm in me
You may get lucky in this fight
But your king won't see the light
For easy on you, I will go
But won't be he same for King Lio
Sorceress Storm
(To Tang, I will respect your son, as you know how my words can fly. Please don't worry, I will not harm this one, lol) -
Dear Storm of small breezes,
Your cyclone is nothing but a small breeze to me
not good enough to fly a small kite.
Your hurricane is just the right amount
but still I have a little bit of trouble getting it up
So try your best no matter what you do
you can't knock me down
Your lightening is barely a spark
adn it doesn't hurt me a bit
Use all your potions it doesn't matter
for you will lose later.
Sincerly,
The Knighted Giant Ringo Bingo -
Thank you Lady, it is my pleasure
To stand by your side, serving up my weather
Your orders, I await, we will defeat
The King Lio Ring, And the devil meat
Thank you for your comments, appreciate it.
Sorceress Storm -
With pride in my heart I respond to this declaration
Realising that with you at My Side fighting for our nation
This war is in our hands, we shall certainly win
Fighting nature, they do not know where to begin
StormGoddess, My Goddess of natures elements and wrath
They will not know what happend, what came across their path
Honored I am with thee at my side
Fighting hard and taking them for a ride!!
Her Royal Highness
Queen Tulpen
Queendom of Inbetween
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