This one time in band camp, John gave David a "wet willy". David was scared, more so by the words than the wetness in his ear. He jumped up and dick slapped John so hard, John's clarinet flew into Kayla's mouth. Kayla jerked away and screamed "That thing's bigger than your cock!" David looked in horror at Kayla as he realized she'd cheated on him... with her cousin. He began to approach her, quiet threateningly with the entire band's eyes on him. Four feet later he tripped over Jason's sax and felt the horn of Mike's sax collide with his ball sack. Eager to help Kayla, I helped David up and took him to the bathroom, leaving the laughter of fellow students behind. Next thing I knew, I was between the wall and David, with his tongue down my throat, and Brian was walking in. He stopped, stared and laughed. Blushing, David and I followed Brian back to the band room. Everyone seemed to have calmed down, even with their smirks and glances at John and Kayla's empty seats. Our band director, accompanied by another we didn't know, entered the room just as Brian was about to mention the scene with David and I. David looked at me as a sigh of relief escaped me. The unknown man took his place in front of us and broke the silence: "Horns up, tromboners!" He barked and so did we; with laughter. Our band director immediately shut us up but... I still don't remember anything after that.
Author notes
whoever John is he rocks... This is based on a true story just tweaked here and there. No, Kayla and John were not cousins and yes his clarinet did go in her mouth and yes she did say it was bigger than his...genital area hehe. In case you didn't realize our band director was not in the room at the time. She was scary; we never displeased her. At least, not intentionaly. Yes the male band director did say \
Written June 29th, 2006
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tromboners
nuff said tromboners hell yes
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tromboners
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very interesting!
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makes me wanna go back in time and join the bandwagon.!!!You apparently have highly developed powers of description and yes I love your naughtiness!!
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hilarious
hahahahahahaha this was great, love the instruments you put in there, my gutterbrain was working overtime.
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