Sometimes I think old people look like monkeys
They are so cute...
Sometimes ugly...
But almost human, you know?
Sometimes they hit me with their handbags
Or umbrellas
Just like a real monkey
They way they scream when i try to hug them
Or the way they stare at me when i pet them
Beady eyes, teeth that come out, hair ... everywhere...
Sometimes I even see them
Pick up bananas with their feet
They have bad backs, and can't pick up a banana the way you or I can
The way the swing from trees, and gather at the bingo hall
Or smoke cigarettes, and masturbate
It makes me smile
I feel all warm inside
Almost like watching a real human
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If you like this piece, feed a banana to an old person. then watch them masturbate.
Phrozen
Written June 19th, 2006
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Wow this is odd, lol But you know what? Old people look at you young whipper snappers with those self-same eyes and with the added pleasure of knowing one day you will be old and made fun of by youngsters.
Having said all that, I admit to laughing. Apparently old folk can at least still enjoy silly humor.
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lol...this made me laugh cuz i'm really close to my grandparents and more then half of it is true for them. by the way, i like your screen name...it's like...icy differentness
Madison -
Look like monkeys?? You are so very wicked, lol
I know for a fact you are wrong, yes wrong. Us old people never masturbate with a banana..it always breaks off - its a bugger to douche outta there - especially the peel. I hump my hot water bottle..if folded the right way it feels like a warm fat penis. I love dry humping it in my wheel chair - makes me cream my diaper 
gal
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Wow. This is so wrong. Like, beyond wrong. It was wrong up until you used the word masturbate and then after that.
::shakes head::
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Hahaha... this is so funny in a really WRONG sort of way!
And, that's all I've got to say about that!
Write on!
Kimberly G. -
Phonetic alphabet spelling of "fuck" os Foxtrot Unoform Charlie Kilo.
Alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel india juliet kilo lima mike november oscar papa quebec romeo sierra tango uniform victor whiskey x-ray yankee zulu
Phrozen -
frightened yet intrigued
dude that's wrong on so many levels. and i just watched video on trial, it opened with a bloodhound gang video called f.u.c.k. (foxtrot, uniform, candy, kilo) or something retarded like that giving the fuck acronym. the video of course used every possible penis sexual innuendo in history too.... -
I'm worried about you... ...seriously... =)
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