Fracken dune antidisestablishmentarianism dawn
bestides une rubber baby buggy bumper
what belonked to smog boy and him sauerkraut loafers
for friends him had during the Battle Avocado
whilst shipping a wave on Med Fly pie, duh boat,
which only taken duh street urchin curtain boy
belonket him to the Pigmy Cyclops gang
what haddum armadillo armpit umbrella stuck under
one arm and the udder had bubble gum stew leftovers
he kept from the Banana dominoes trounamint of Hoses.
Bie,
ever since,
aging, Smog Boy
verily smelled of Tuppermint
even though odd, he belonketed.
Right, he belonketedta wanna bees
forever and ever, yessoreeso,
eventually to be
eternally smellinkof
Tournamint
Author notes
Everbuddy mustaluv stumpbuddy sumbetimes
(Ok, I ahve officially Losted Itimall!)hahahaha, you thinkit I am going to do spullchipper, yer trickydickysteristicka?
Help, I fallendedown and icannanotuppit. stoppitme! iobdesessioning!
Written June 18th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- I don't think we are in kansas any more! by penman.
1000 points, ended June 28, 2006, 8 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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LOl Tang....having lived in Metois area, I ahve some really funny stories to tell about mixed metaphors and slaughtered English that led to no end of delight and hysterics. thank you for your comments.
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lol, yes, But The Boy Only Wants Only Wants To Belong....wasn't this a wild and crazy contest? I loved it.
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SheWolf--YOU'RE HERE IN THIS CONTEST TOO?!?!?! Oh gosh, now I don't feel hardly so bad about my post...though i have to admit I really like the way you squeezed that belonketedta contraction contraption in there!
Jo
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Dear twistasista2006,
This was Great! Entering into dementia and with an attractive accent too! Love those foreign folks!
Good Luck in the contest.
Tang -
wow
awsum
this is realy realy good
this contest was realy chalenging
dose your tidal mean anything?
well i realy loved it
good luck
~mary
-POWER TO THE DEMENTED -
You are a brave soul to write for this contest. LOL Good luck
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buttum I didum..alluvum.
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Excellent
This was great. I didn't say a word in the rules about spelling or grammar and you were very perceptive to notice. (I won't ask if you followed the other ones!)
Honestly, this was absolutely wonderful. It is a great entry. Thanks for joining the cause of dementia for another dawn. Good luck in the contest.
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