"Please sir drink this brew,
I made it fresh for you."
"Oh no! It looks like a shoe,
Please don't tell me it came from you."
"If you think this is beer,
You are quite queer from ear to ear."
"This seems to be my mistake,
But what is that brown lake."
"Obviously this brew is not for you.
This is coffee."
"It seems to me like chocolate toffee,
Or something close to the likes."
"Pour it down and open your eyes,
You will gain some energy and want to hike three hikes."
So the man in the chair poured it down,
And there stood his hair.
This brew was richer than a millionaire,
Anyone who drinks it must take care.
Actually its just ordinary coffee,
Full of sugar and tastes like toffee.
This makes all men and women feel great,
Who doesn't like the the Crayola brown coffee.
Author notes
Written June 15th, 2006
A contest entry
- The Coffee Anthology (Contest) by ea.
500 points, ended June 16, 2006, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Cute piece here, I can't tell from it if you are a coffee lover or not?
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Thank you for your entry. It's cute but not what I am looking for for the coffee anthology at this point. All the best.
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I <3 This poem i think it is very cute and humerous..nice job
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