They come in white, they come in black
And 'bout everything in between
Some are big, some quite small
Whether you're fluffy or lean
You wear them 'tween your legs
Till they creep up your thighs
I've seen them under shorts
And some caught in flies
Guys might have the boxers
Or briefs to hold IT up
But let me warn you
They're no replacement for a cup
Ladies with their satin
Sometimes it might be lace
Pageboys, bikinis, thongs
To hide that secret place
But it's quite annoying
When they creep and crawl
Ti's why you will find
I don't wear any at all
Author notes
LMAO, sorry about the sick humor. I couldn't help it.
Written May 22nd, 2006
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A contest entry
- Funny Poems about Underwear by Melodies.
300 points, ended May 30, 2006, 12 entries
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LOL, can't have anything blocking that "storm" now can I? Ahhh,but what lies under is clouded, for only very few have or will get that privelege.
Thanks for the comment. Appreicate it.
Storm -
Cute!!!
Just what to expect from the storm goddess, I suppose. A stormy and steamy write laced in satin silk smoothness, like what is under, may be?
Sure brought a smile and was interesting to read as well. Good luck in the contest.
Have a stormy day, Goddess
Much Love
RK -
Wow, from one extreme to the other. Hysterical poemm had me PMPL. Good luck.
~Val -
Thanks, I was trying to be a bit funny. I needed to laugh too. Hmmm, a red thong. I am sure I can find some use for it, somewhere. Thank you kindly.
Storm -
LOL As I read the last line I said, "OH!" and then I went, "snicker, snicker, snicker!" This contest will lift depression better than any medication and you have done your share! Here is the hug I promised you
and your complementary pair of underwear is a red thong. 
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