The budgie sat it its gilded cage,
With its gilded perch to match,
It also had a silver spear,
With which its bum to scratch,
It had a fancy toothbrush,
And a loo roll made from lead,
Poor old budgie wiped his bum,
And now the buggers dead!
Author notes
Just a bit of daft humour.
A contest entry
- TEN THOUSAND POINTS OF RHYME (Now 20,000+) Part 7 Humour by cricketjeff.
1250 points, ended January 15, 2008, 43 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Thank-you and congratulations, excellent poem and a well deserved prize. We hope to see you in the later rounds, all prize-winners are scoring points in the race to be crowned "Best Rhyming Poet on AP and thus the world!"
Thanks again for entering and supporting our rhyming extravaganza
Jeff and Sue
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Good to see a new winner at this late stage, enjoyable poem, I hope we will see you in the remaining rounds!
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Thank you!FUnny...
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Funny
Thanks for the laugh
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Short and sweet, the last line is very funny.
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Thanks for your entry.made me laugh!
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Again another great write! Thank-you for your entry here..Best of luck in the contest!
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Thanks for entering this one, it made me laugh! I really like it. I especially liked how you used the word bugger to describe the budgie. Good luck in my contest, not that you'll need it though!
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lol
Thanks for putting a smile on my face...this was a really cute poem, thanks for entering and good luck!!
Emily -
intensely mad ...well done
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