This is for my friend Vonnie - kind of an early Birthday present
It was inspired by the lovely and talented lady ea - who wrote and sang a beauty of a song for me ...
Have a listen
allpoetry.com/Poem/2009452
So i sorta, almost, pretty darn near, came this close to, sounding like ea - ok, so i didn't - hope you like it anyways Vonnie
media.putfile.com/For-Vonnie
There's an Aussie ballad waiting
to be scribbled for this dame
And I'm the one to do it
Yes, its me who'll take the blame
O' she gives herself insanely
to the folks of old AP
For she's nutty and she's naughty
just the kind of gal for me
From the very early morning
we yak most everyday
Oh dear Vonnie girl I luv ya
so please just let me say
You'll never settle down to
being normal like the rest
It may be in the food down there
it's overly processed
Kangaroo's are mighty lovely
but dont eat them from the can
And Koala bears are cuddly
they make a nice afghan
Platypuses are not chickens
so dont eat that nasty egg
It'll give you diarrhea
not to mention a sore leg
So I've scrawled this Aussie ballad
tossed a coin into the sea
With a wish that you'll continue
to share your time with me
All rights reversed, ©galfalfa
All rights reversed, ©galfalfa
Adding your comment:
You seriously didnt think i meant a person - did you? 
. this was sooo funny gal, and I cant even hear your canadian accent at all when you sing. I have to say gal, your voice is actually not painful to listen to. very suited for folksy type of music I think. enjoyed this gal, it was funny when i read it and even funnier when listened to as well...peace Terry
We'd get those sails a blowing and find the golden fleece too 
