The PIE
While being home alone one day,
With “Honey-Do's” I’ll not mention.
I ventured towards the ice box,
For something to ease my tension.
To my joy and shocked amazement,
To think that I should spy.
Way back amongst the green stuff,
An intact Chocolate PIE.
I grabbed a spoon from out the drawer,
And milk from off the shelf.
I plopped down at the table,
And preceded to stuff myself.
I dove into the Meringue and Chocolate,
With such a frantic pace.
There was chocolate on the table,
On the floor and on my face.
Just as I finished, the door flew open.
Need I tell you who walked in?
And there I set with spoon in hand,
With chocolate on my chin.
Her eyes turned red, her voice so shrill,
That glasses began to break.
Her head spun on her shoulders,
My knees began to shake.
My only thought was just to run,
And I headed for the door.
Then a skillet hit me behind the head,
And I can’t remember more.
So tonight I’m sleeping on the couch,
And there’s no need to lie.
The couch is lumpy and a little short,
( But it sure was yummy PIE...)
P.N.
Author notes
I love PIE
Written May 17th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Make me laugh, make me cry! (contest) by Rose Darkest Night.
500 points, ended May 18, 2006, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - If It Makes You Happy. by La Tua Cantante.
380 points, ended January 2, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Yummy...LOL I use to hate being caught... I'm a chocoholic... love the humour Beret...
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[laughing] Oh this was great! I could see the entire scene. Awesome write.
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I just love your sense of humor I really do. You make me smile when I get to read your wonderful words. Thanks for sharing this with us and for placing it on our Friends of trekkegirl reading list.
thanks for the smile.
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Very funny and light hearted, a nice lift to the spirits this one. Great humor, thoroughly enjoyable as I take it, so was the pie.
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Awesome
This is just made me smile. I loved it
very much! Sounds just like something my husband would do. Only he'd smile at me... and then tell me that it was sooooo good.
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This also made me laugh like the last entry I read about cookies, it too makes me think of my grandparents. I love the sense of humor used in the poem. Wonderful.
Thank you and good luck in my contest.
-Dana.
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I'm glad you liked it Dana.
I try to find humor in everything. Some day i'll grow up.. hehe
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I truly love your sense of humor... I can just see the expression on his face as he is caught, eyes full of surprise and chocolate dripping from his chin! It made me chuckle out loud!
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((((Desire))))), where have you been girl? I've missed your sexy self... Glad you liked the pie..
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Thanks Kimberly, .. I thought i'd answered you on my Pie poem. But i didn't see it so thank you.
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This was a joy to read! I felt inspired to buy a PIE~and so tomorrow...guess where I am going? To the PIE shop...
Woooooo hooooo!
does happy dance
bows to PN
YOU weaved a fine piece my friend and congratulations on the win.....Well deserved
wipes drool off face thinking about the PIE to buy
Bravo!!
Thank you for sharing this one!
Always appreciate your support
Many blessings to YOU always!
and much love~ Desire~*~
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Thank you Starshine.. I'm glad you liked it.. And i will duck next time.. hehe
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This brought a smile to my face. Maybe next time "you" should duck and run. lol
Starshine
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Hahahaha... You are too funny. I loved this. The ending was great. I sure hope the chocolate pie was worth all the trouble. It sounds as if it was. Good luck in the contest hun.
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Thank you. I like to write funny ones now and then as a change of pace. Glad you liked it.
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awsome
this is very cute....the ending made me giggle...i loved it all the way through, and good rhyming also.
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