hallowed eve by galfalfa at All poetry

The moon is witness to all who pass
on this hallowed eve
Spirits rise from cryptic tomb
for those who don't believe

In shadowed demons of the night
their evil vapors reek
To desecrate our innocence
garbed in masked mystique

Of painted smiles that beg for trust
their corners curving sly
To take the unsuspecting soul
...no evidence of why

The moon is witness to all the tricks
by this hallowed thief
It mourns for those who vanish
and winks and blinks its grief

Author notes

Ok this is what lead to the clothes line..mine's just big boned...
Written May 11th, 2006

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Yvette Champ
August 19, 2008

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Oh my gal, so rib tickling funny that there was a melody playing within my diaphragm ( no, not that type of diaphragm lol )

It was at "the basket weaver for the needy" that I lost my balance and nearly fell off of my office chair laughing and of all the ways to be injured/killed I'd rather it was with the rip of roaring laughter!

The protical son, sounds puritanical,
pirate-like with his land-lubbing love of Gold,
'twas a pleasure and a half to meet the measure
of all the swell-headed treasure in his hold

Thankyou for the mirth and merriment,
the world needs more reasons to smile
and oh, oh, oh, you know how to beguile
- galfalfa
  August 19, 2008
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  LOL, thanks, i havent even finished yet, still working on spouse and blouse Will finish it when i've my funny bone feeling funny....
lightwing
October 1, 2006
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This is so funny. A whole other perspective on the super hero thing, but I guess you could also see it as a comment on relationships in general. So often our 'superheros' end up as middle aged and sad. Really clever
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majix
September 28, 2006
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Simply Super
Do you think maybe Superman's sperm wears little capes... worst yet... what if they can fly? Would any woman be safe?
wisp of sage
September 13, 2006
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humor for sure
That is funny , but kind of messed up
It made me laugh, still it is wrong

How ever still laughing ......
galfalfa
August 29, 2006
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LOL Michelle ...you didnt miss this one - you commented at the very beginning I'm not complaining..enjoyed your spoof

thanks!

galfalfa
heartnsoul
August 28, 2006
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I don't know how I missed this one!! but I"m so glad I found it now.....aroused her with an S...slug, slinky, slurpee? oh....wait. ahhh.....I get it now!!
I know what happened, Lois went out to buy some suppositories for his hemmoriods. Unbeknownst to Lois, Lex Luther (superman's arch nemesis) was in the next isle when he heard the druggist tell Lois what isle they were in. Lex quickly slipped in and switched the suppositories for Kryptonite. Poor Clark, had one heck of a time getting those hard crystals up his butt.
When he called out to Lois.
Clark: "Damn Lois these things hurt, feels like I'm shoving shards of kryptonite up my ass!"
Lois: Muttering to herself..."I wish I could shove kryptonite up your ass you friggin wieny"
Clark: "what did you say?"
Lois: The druggist said they were the "best" of "any" on the shelf.
Now that Clark is feeling rather sluggish these days.. Lex can now make his moves on Lois. There's a knock at her door. A florist hands her a bouquet of a dozen long stemmed Pink (friendship lex is smart doesn't want to be too pushy) roses. She exclaims "oh flowers for me!"
Clark calls from the next room "what did you say?"
She looks into the next room and sees Clark sitting in front of th e Tv watching wrestling and picking lint from his naval.
Lois: "I said, powers that be, that man can move his feet"
Clark: OH....okay.
Lois looks at Clark, then looks at the roses, then back at Clark again....
stay tuned folks for the next episode ...does she or doesn't she?
~Michelle~
August 16, 2006
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This poem really caught my attention. I thought it was very creative. Very well done.....
galfalfa
July 25, 2006
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oops ..maybe i should have sheltered you from that bit of info?
Jimmy was Superman's bitch boy - it was there for all to see in the comics..you must learn to read in between the lines - dont just look at the pictures while eating your crayons ...sheesh!
thanks for checking this out..
powerslave
July 25, 2006
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Superman's bi?!?! Now I conisder myself to be some sort of modern day Nostradamus, and I've correctly predicted many recent things: the year 2006, England not winning the world cup and that Floyd Landis would win Tour de France, but never in a million years would I have guessed that Superman was partial to a slice of cock.

This poem is a revelation! It's like the dead sea scrolls all over again
Save for the Fools
June 29, 2006
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Haha, poor Superman, but... it's soemthing I can imagine happening at the same time. ^_^ I really liked it... oh, and thanks for the comment and applaud on my poem as well. I don't have a lot to say about this skit because it's silly, and I just like it.
crisstiena
June 22, 2006
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Well this made me smirk. In a superior kind of way.
Humorous poems - whether just plain funny or satirical - are much harder to craft than is commonly supposed. Our standards are high. When we read gibberish, we want to be moved to shout, "Behold the miraculous workings of the human mind!"
Many 'funny' poems depend on a mismatch between style and subject matter. In this instance, the high craftsmanship and ornamentation of a parody is almost inappropriate for a paean to Marvel's beloved superhero; but it's ridiculously appropriate for a description of a MAN!!

Brava poetess. And an extra point or two to the dear one who sent me to check you out (you know who you are). And I'm glad I came by...

~ crisstiena
individuality
June 7, 2006
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laughing, i always thought after watching the smallville early years why he kept pushing larna away, it was because he had an x-ray eye for the football team, and now later in life when he has finally settled with his damsel, he has his knight too to "shake his gunk" into
galfalfa
May 31, 2006
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LOL...you certainly know your Super Heros Captain Splat Sounds like you came this close to, almost, pretty damn near leaped a tall building at a single bound. You're amazing...gee i feel all goose bumpy
Thanks for the comments ...you have certainly given me the giggles this morning .
Edited on May 31, 12:27 because 'dumb fingers'.
captain splat
May 31, 2006
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Blew me away, just like Wonderwoman
Loved this one, he could never keep it up like Spiderman (who cheats and uses cables), I think of all the superheroes 'The Incredible Hulk was the hardest (made of stone) but 'The invisible Man' had the most fun...
TheThinker
May 22, 2006
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You nutter ROFL am crying with laughter daughter thinks ive been on somat!!!!!!
galfalfa
May 22, 2006
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LOL..he's all yours but dont forget he's got Jimmy on the side now - how are you going to compete with another penis eh? Tell me that rrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrr strap it on? Yeah, well look at this Jimmy ...i bought it yesterday, only takes 16 double d batteries
thanks for checking mine out
TheThinker
May 22, 2006
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very funny
ROFL... brilliant...your sense of humour is wicked..
But I tell ya he dumped Lois and married me lol
ea
May 22, 2006
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Super fly-Super bronze!
rufina caraid
May 22, 2006
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nice write ROFL - I'm so tempted to finsh off there but of course I can't - you nutter
right up there with your usually lovely nutiness.
Von
Martin M Clark
May 21, 2006
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Thank you so much for sharing this wonderful poem. Your words, so descriptive, enabled me to envision, what I believe to be your intent. Please keep writing and I look forward to more of your poetry
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bubbasamuel
May 18, 2006
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amazing. this is so freakin funy i laughed my head off in office while everyone kept starring at me. great write. i loved this.
galfalfa
May 13, 2006
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LOL...loved your comment Hugh - they always give me a laugh thanks! A threesome..that way no one's made to feel like a third wheel Include everyone
hugh wyles
May 13, 2006
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Dear Gal,
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Well this is very clever
and it's written well enuff
but Lois shouldn't ever
miss out on a Super-Stuff.

She need not feel all alone
and I don't think she'd look silly,
while Clark is giving Jim the bone
if she squats on Jimmy's willy!

Psst! I better get outa here!
Love and hugz, XXX Hugh.
intanglio2ring
May 12, 2006
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(mouth drops open from )
WOW! What an unexpected ending. Great humerous piece of poetry. Good Luck in the contest.
Tang
dutch2lips
May 12, 2006
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one word

AWESOME!!
Jade Darklinmoon
May 12, 2006
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lmmfao oh my goddess hunny this is great and just the laugh I needed this morning. I will never look at superman in a good manner again, just sit there and chuckle. lol how great!
zt
May 12, 2006
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Sounds like The Man of Steel is now The Man of Lead. You just crack me up! Another funny poem from the mind of gal...
Sarah957
May 11, 2006
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you funny funny girl! Where do you get this stuff? I gotta remember to buy your book. *laugh*
Sarah
oneluckygirl
May 11, 2006
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I am so honored to consider you a dear twisted friend. You do us all proud!!

Jane
galfalfa
May 11, 2006
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Are you sure that's the only thing that's "super"? Lower those suspenders and let me have a gander Thanks Jim, loved it...brilliant!
Exit-Stage-Right
May 11, 2006
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Super Schlub's Lament...

My muscle tone is flabby,
my fat is forming fenders
my only thing that's "super"
is kryptonite suspenders!

As usual, award winning verse!
Cherokee
May 11, 2006
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Okay, it's pretty funny. I think it should have been about Batman and Robin though. They've always been somewhat of a question mark.
Touchof1der
May 11, 2006
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ROFLMAO Your sense of humor never ceases to catch me off guard and giggling out loud. You are such a clever and creative writer Gal. Keep them coming and good luck in the contest.
♥ Touchof1der
fredhib
May 11, 2006
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Great write its always fun to mock those ooh so clean and pure icons ... I love it great stufff - I didnt know he annd Lois were bi tho'
May 11, 2006
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Yeah funny and clever good luck with the contest
jh64
May 11, 2006
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Kryptonic
This is funny and sick but that is a good thing.
Cupcrazy
May 11, 2006
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Great write, lol, so funny and endearing. Loved the images and flow of this piece. The rhytem and rhyme were spot on. Keep your pen forever flowing! Bunny
ocerus
May 11, 2006
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This is pretty good! If there was one thing I always wondered about Superman it was this: if he had sex, would he kill the woman with steel sperm? - oce
Pretty Little Thing
May 11, 2006
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Awesome! I love it! Well thought out, well phrased, great word choice, great flow, very humorous, just fucking awesome!
heartnsoul
May 11, 2006
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ROTHFLMAO!!! ohhhhhhh dear!! You've outdone yourself this time!! Where ever did you find this cartoon! Guess he's gotten to big for the telephone booth and says screw it may as well leave it on! Oh my.... he's gotten so big I can't see his "S" anymore!! This is just great...now to clean the coffee off my screen!
~Michelle~
ea
May 11, 2006
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That ever arousing S. I didn't notice the trailor park setting -- and the plumber's crack in the front adds a whole new dimension.
faderman1959
May 11, 2006
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This was great gal! Its nice to see you've got your muse back!