Somewhere in the world someones gonna need a hero.
If he saves the girl then you might be getting zero.
Arnold kicked hard ass then she turned him to a diplomat.
Cat-woman would've died if it wasn't for her pussy cat.
Goldman turned to gold cause he smacked the hand of Midas could've stayed a man but Midas had a hot chick.
Chorus:
Green Lantern's queer because she took his light.
And Flash just disappeared when Hawk girl took a bite.
If Superman's got a case of crypt tonight.
Then Superwoman was here... last night.
Gohan had big ball's and they all were dragging.
Could've kamehad em' all if Chi Chi didn't nag him.
Goku was the man he taught us all some new shit.
Your woman's in demand then just play stupid.
Crillen just retired he could never be a saiyin.
His robo-rockin' chick would last day's foreplaying.
Vegita had no friend's he was just to angry.
Boned Boma once and wound up with a baby.
Chorus
One day Peter Parker's ant is gonna die because of chest pain.
Spiderman's undercover cause he's somewhere doin' Maryjane.
The Hulk was the man could've won the Nobel Peace prize.
Some chick breaks a nail and you see him make his lab fly.
Spawn was the worst went through hell loved her to the end.
Comes back from the grave and she's banging his best friend.
Chorus 3x's
Author notes
If your into cartoon network and read comics I will respect your opinions, critique e.t.c. These lyrics are for Superhero lovers everywhere. If your not into that kind of stuff you won't get it.
The age old down fall of a hero is mostly, always, always because of a girl. It's irritating. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I know a lot of people share the same frustration. Let me know if you think this song could ever top the charts. (think of Sum 41 or a Green Day sounding band)
A hot babe is always a pro in the entertainment world of super hero's. But she usually end's up being the hero's con. You movie goer's will get it. But don't worry I don't want them out of the scene completely. After all I am a girl.
A girl who loves a good anime, an awesome fight and good doer's with bad ass looks.
This song was written to represent our favorite hero's last stand, plea and hope of reclaiming all their stolen glory. Lot's of laughs and jokes.
In a nut shell (it takes a whole lot of woman to bring down our hero's.)
Hope you like!
F.Y.I- the chorus is more slow pace than the verses.
Written April 1st, 2005
A contest entry
- Write me a world, write me a rhyme, write me a tale of yours and mine. by xxRainbowDawnxx.
400 points, ended December 19, 2006, 34 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Although i'm not a great superhero fan and haven't watched cartoon network for ages (though my boyfriend does... hmm) I get the Spiderman one as one of my mates loves spiderman and I love Superman... I especially love the Smallville serious. Nice comical twist... Should've got some gay sex with Lex Luther in there though! Thanks for entering and good luck!!
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Definitely awesome!!! I love how you didn't just stick to Batman and Superman and them. Really great! Green Lantern's one of my favorites = )
Good luck in my contest!!
Hannah -
a good song here though i would suggest removing the author notes and let your song be the driving power. good luck in the contest. spill ink and twist me into the crazy shape of love...
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Isn't this one oh so fly lol
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You've got some serious talent there. Your charm, wit and wisdom
shine through in your writing, and your creativity,inlines like,
"Comes back from the grave and she's banging his best freind", is just awesome. Your prose is great also.
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Wow! This is awesome! I haven't seen the Justice League in a long time, but I use to love that show. Nicely written! Great rhyming and flow in here... Awesome job at including a lot of super hero's in there! Keep up the great work!
Welcome to AllPoetry!
--Tim
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