People these days are very sensitive
To the feelings of the handicapped.
Many of us are physically challenged
And rightly so, others should adapt.
Everywhere I go, I see ramps and lifts
For people who are wheelchair bound.
And at every ATM and on elevator walls
Buttons in Braille can always be found.
But what about one-armed guys like me?
Does anybody give a stinking rat’s ass?
I'm driven around the bend all the time
So excuse me if I sound a little bit crass.
I spend a lot of time on my home computer
And about two-hundred times every day,
I need to get something done and I’m told
Hitting “control-alt-delete” is the only way.
But control and alt are over on the left side
And delete is way the hell over to the right.
The world bends over for the blind and deaf.
Hello? What about me? It just isn't right!
Typing control and alt is no problem at all
But typing "delete" borders upon the absurd.
I have to hold down the control and alt keys,
Then press delete with my nose like a bird.
It's not funny! Stop laughing, damn you!
My life's hard enough already, you swine.
Please, somebody, invent a new keyboard,
I'll buy it. In fact, I'll be the first in line!
Adding your comment:
... How did you know? I got to that line and just started laughing more! You are so funny! You always have a way of making the reader laugh yet show the serious points of society or whatever it is that you are expressing 
... Anywho... Great Write, I'm sure this made your friend laugh, you have a way of spreading laughter to people 
anyways your always a joy to read even if the pic or content is so grafic I have to run and throw up a few times and come back lol. nice write hun, hope all is well 
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