Dear King Hugh /Acrostic by jenelda at All poetry

Dear King Hugh

Do you know how happy I am to be one of your fav’s
Entered at last through the Huguelot Castle doors
All the fun and games that lie ahead for us I’m sure.
Reckon I’d better get my muse to work and write.

King Hugh, your fav’s list I find holds many friends
I know, some were introduced by your HOH Joan.
Now some like Yemessee popped on my page one day

Gave me a fright he did! He came with his purple cowz!

Hope you don’t mind that this Acrostic doesn’t rhyme!
Utterly hopeless I am at times, but try harder I will.
Get back to writing your Opera’s that I like to read
How do you expect me to learn Opera if you don’t write!

Author notes

Dear Hugh, just a thank you for inviting me to become one of your Favourites.
I hope you noticed that it's not a contest poem.
allpoetry.com/poets/hugh%20Wyles

Written May 3rd, 2006

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montez
May 4, 2006
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Just one more thing Hugh,
I forgot to tell you,
You said, you daft berk,
"I have glanced through your work",
But Hugh, you read ONE,
And, come on, it's not on,
To castigate me,
From one poem, you see,
I suggest you read more,
let's see - about four,
I won't mind then, old chap,
If you still call me crap!

Robin
montez
May 4, 2006
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My Dear Hugh Wyles,
Your rhymes brought me smiles,
But, unlike you, I'll not have a dig,
Let's leave it like this - I don't give a fig!
montez
May 4, 2006
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NO!
Shrivelledupwilly.
hugh wyles
May 4, 2006
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My dear Mister Montez (or whatever your name is):
~~~
You say you believe I'm "a man of no wit",
well, I don't judge poetesses by the size of their tit
nor publicly post loads of juvenile crap
(which I judge what you’ve written to be) my dear chap.

You don't even know me so from what you have written
I can only presume that you’re probably smitten
with a serious ailment affecting your brain
(unless you're retarded or partly insane.)

I have glanced through your work (but I’ve now read enough!)
Though you try to make rhyme, it’s a lot of “old guff”
and for someone whose doggerel’s just bottom shelf
you are unfit to judge others’ writing yourself.

I am loath to say more which, I fear, might offend;
especially if you are Jenelda’s real friend
but, if so, your remarks are not what I’d expect
from a gentleman who should show her more respect.

It may not be your willie that sets you behind -
have you ever considered it might be your mind?

Edited on May 05, 1:05 because ''.
angelica
May 4, 2006
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Awwww Jen, has Father R been cheeky and up to his old tricks again? just as well we know him! Pokes my tongue at you Robin
Yeah, I'll help you thump him..KAPOW
A lovely acrostic you've written for our wonderful King, I see he was very pleased with it. I know you wrote it from your heart.

Hugs Joan
Edited on May 04, 3:45 because ''.
jenelda
May 4, 2006
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Robin the hood, you cheeky begger I should spank the two of you! This was meant to be a nice Acrostic to a friend, not a slanging match. NOW BEHAVE! the pair of you! You know you're my dear Brother..And if I dun wanna rhyme, I won't!
SO THERE! I've told you before, I like to write without rhyming..when the mood hits me.
So, say you're sorry to me please. or I'll THUMP YA!!!!!

Jennywiththewobblybits.
montez
May 3, 2006
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My Dear Hugh Wyles,
Is it possible you have piles,
Because I believe you're a man of no wit,
Pray, would you tell me, why you talk...er..rubbish?

I'm a friend of Jenelda,
And often I've telled 'er,
That free verse is shit,
And try to stop it!

But I admire your spunk,
And assume you're a hunk,
Who defends her honour,
But I think you're a gonner.

We've got something going,
And you should be knowing,
That I love Jenelda's buxom tits,
(We often talk of her wobbly bits!)

And frankly I'm sure that we'll be together,
No matter the rain, or the wind or the weather,
Jenelda and I will be a pair,
(Sorry lad, I know it's not fair!)

You see, we're the same Jenelda and I,
She has big tits, and I wonder why,
I wonder why with her I look silly,
Could it be that I've got a very small willy?
hugh wyles
May 3, 2006
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Dear Jenelda,
~~~
This acrostic you have written gives me joy I cannot measure.
I am going to preserve it in my bookmarks as a treasure.
That it's not a contest poem I very much appreciate
and, even if it doesn't rhyme, I think that it's just GREAT!

Your happiness to be my favourite equates with mine;
I know that you and I are going to get along just fine.
If you find that writing rhyming verse creates too many bugs,
I'm always here to help you, dear, and THANKS! with love and hugs

XXX Hugh R.
hugh wyles
May 3, 2006
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Dear Montez (RU related by any chance to Lola?)

You have your opinion and I will have mine.
Personally, I think this acrostic is fine.
You can't condemn poems because they don't rhyme.
(Even Shakespeare wrote free verse from time to time.)

I think that this 'Thankyou' could hardly be sweeter,
even though it's not strictly in iambic meter
for Jenelda expresses her sentiments well.
If the end-words don't rhyme, I just say: "What the hell?"

As The World knows, rhymed verse is my definite preference
but she's written this 'non-contest' poem with due deference
and I don't give a damn for this critique of yours
because I'm going to give her a hearty applause!

But thanks for expressing your view of her verse
I will read some of yours now, and see which is worse!

Regards, no offence intended! Hugh Wyles.
montez
May 3, 2006
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Sorry Old Lass, but I don't see ANY point in writing an acrostic which doesn't rhyme!